I’m kidding of course. The Jay Leno Show looks anything but funny. In fact, it looks like it’s going to suck right out of the gate. But what do I know? I hate Ellen and Rosie O’Donnell too and they are hugely successful.
The Jay Leno Show premiers September 14th on NBC. But don’t bother watching… just watch the commercial below and you’ll know how much it’s going to suck. And that “man on the street” bit looks stolen straight from Letterman.
Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 18.
In this episode… The deaths of DJ AM Adam Goldstein, Dominick Dunne, and Senator Ted Kennedy. Also, Heidi Montag, Guitar Hero 5, Jenna Bush, Chris Brown, and more.
Intro song “Pills” by New York Dolls. Outro “Percipitate” by Interpol.
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Sad clown is sad.
TMZ: Before Courtney Love went and called someone a drunken, drug slangin’ prostitute on the Internet — the singer claims she did her research.
Love was sued by Dawn Simorangkir back in March, after the designer claimed Courtney unleashed a flurry of horrible lies about her on several websites.
But just a few days ago, Courtney filed a response to the lawsuit, claiming the only reason she wrote that stuff is because she recalls a conversation where Dawn TOLD HER she “worked in the past as a prostitute … and still had warrants out for her arrest.”
Love also says Dawn admitted to “drug and alcohol abuse” and even tried to get Courtney to take cocaine and Percocet.
Courtney says she spilled Dawn’s beans on the Internet because the designer screwed her out of a bunch of money and clothes, and wanted to let the world know how skeezy Dawn was.
Of course, Dawn claims Courtney’s story is BS — and she’s suing the singer for defamation
I spoke to Love recently on the popular social networking Twitter.
courtneylover69: ack i just changed my background and why arent the tiles on i want you to see the pretty mermaids!
Ottotk: courtneylover79 do you end every sentence with “i want you to see the pretty mermaids!”
courtneylover69: yes @ottotk i do end every single sentence and even thought with “i want you to see the pretty mermaids” even when im in a Bitchfight.
Guitar Hero 5 has brought deceased rockers Johnny Cash, Kurt Cobain, Marc Bolan, and Jimi Hendrix back to life. Other featured artists include Sonic Youth, A Perfect Circle, Blur, Arctic Monkeys, T. Rex, David Bowie, and Iggy Pop.
You can pre-order Guitar Hero 5 here.
Today, in celebration on what would have been the King of Pop’s 51st birthday, the brits staged an elaborate protest against Michael Jackson. Ok maybe not a protest exactly but they did make a mockery out of his biggest hit song Thriller.
Today 500 people in Leicester, UK, performed the dance to Thriller.
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I'd like to phone a friend Regis.
Now the world knows not only Sarah but Todd and many of the rest of the players in what has become the Palin Family Soap Opera: Bristol, the teenage daughter who has become a national spokeswoman for teen abstinence. Levi Johnston, Bristol’s ex-fiance and the daddy of the baby she had because she couldn’t abstain. Sherri Johnston, the mother of Levi, and a convicted drug dealer. Meghan Stapleton, the former television talking head who became the bark-at-the-media attack dog for Sarah, who was in turn the attack dog for Republican presidential contender John McCain.
And those are only the main players. Throw in the bit players — people like Palin’s Fox News buddy Greta Van Susteren; Levi’s handler, Tank Jones, and flamboyant attorney, Rex Butler; the gaggle of photogenic Palin children; Sarah’s plain-spoken father, Chuck Heath; even comedian Kathy Griffin, who dragged Levi along as her date to Nickelodeon’s Teen Choice Awards in August — and the show really gets weird.
Adam Goldstein aka DJ AM was found dead in his New York Apartment.
DJ AM was the guy who survived the plane crash along with Travis Barker from Blink 182. He was also the ex-fiance of Nicole Richie AND he also dated Mandy Moore.
The cause of death has not been determined, but rumors of drug paraphernalia was found at the scene.
“DJ AM, whose real name was Adam Goldstein, has been found dead in his apartment in New York, according to entertainment website TMZ.
The popular website reported police sources as saying the 36-year-old was found in his apartment around 5:20 pm on Friday (local time).
They say there was drug paraphernalithe word is that
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Doctors are going to separate them. I think they look cool the way they are.
Vannity Fair: Dominick Dunne, a best-selling author and special correspondent for Vanity Fair, died today at his home in Manhattan. He was 83.
The cause of death was bladder cancer, said his son Griffin Dunne.
Dunne—who joined Vanity Fair in 1984 as a contributing editor and was named special correspondent in 1993—famously covered the trials of O. J. Simpson, the Menendez brothers, Michael Skakel, William Kennedy Smith, and Phil Spector, as well as the impeachment of President Bill Clinton.
The documentary series Dominick Dunne’s Power, Privilege and Justice premiered on Court TV in June 2002. Dominick Dunne: After the Party, a documentary about his life, premiered in 2008.
In addition to his son Griffin, of Manhattan, Dunne is survived by another son, Alex, of Portland, Oregon, and a granddaughter, Hannah.
Glenn Beck is insane. He called the president of the United States a racist. Since then he has been losing advertisers left and right. He has lost a total of 36 advertisers so far. From giants like Wallmart and Johnson and Johnson, to smaller companies like The Elations Company, a majority of advertisers have left Becks show.
His ratings have slid too, going from 3.5 million a day to about 2.5 million. Although he is still more popular than most cable news shows, this trend is dangerous to his longevity.
So Beck has started a new campaign to gain more viewers. It is nothing more than blatant pandering, and a complete joke to those who have half a brain. Watch and smile.
I know you are thinking, who would be dumb enough to ask their friends to watch this terrible show?
-Sarah Palin
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