Archive for September, 2009

Amy Winehouse Raps

Posted in Music with tags , , , on September 30, 2009 by Ro

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Singer and natural disaster Amy Winehouse got together with fellow vocalist Zalon to prove that not only can she sing, but she can screech and rap as well.

“I never knew… I never knew that I, well, I know I’m a Jew… Well, a Jewmaican anyway. If you can smoke bacon, then I reckon that I never knew Zalon was so good at drums. It kind of makes me feel more dumb.”

You’re not alone, Amy. I feel dumb after typing that.

 

South Carolina GOP lawmaker booed, the other one, about Glenn Beck.

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 28, 2009 by Otto
Glenn Beck Lies!

Glenn Beck Lies!

Rep. Bob Inglis (RightOn!) got booed for explaining one way Glenn Beck sucks.

Inglis was shouted down when he asked listeners why they’re afraid of President Barack Obama — and then suggested that they stop watching conservative TV commentator Glenn Beck.

More recently, Inglis has been one of the few Republican lawmakers to view global warming as a crisis, introducing a bill that would tax carbon emissions.

Inglis has further incited Upstate activists with his vote to punish fellow South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson for yelling “you lie!” at Obama during an address to Congress.

Shepard Smith calls out biased reporter on health care.

Posted in Actors. LOL., News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 28, 2009 by Otto
Sorry I cant hear you over how awesome Shepard Smith, is.

Sorry I cant hear you over how awesome Shepard Smith, is.

Shepard Smith is awesome.

He has called out Glenn Beck, Torture Apologists (said “The US doent fucking torture” on Fox News live, Sean Hannity, Joe the Plumber, and the guy he punched who parked in his spot when he worked for a Florida affiliate.

Now he calls out a Fox News field reporter, who distorts the facts about Canadian health care. He mentions that we are not proposing a single payer plan, just an option the public had the right to take if they want.

The reporter, who had probably never heard those words before from anyone with Fox on there business card gets incoherint then ends the piece. It is magnificent.

Go Shep!

ZZZlist Radio Special: Interview with Charmane Star

Posted in Comedy, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 27, 2009 by Ro

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Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Special: Interview with Charmane Star.

In this special, Ro interviews Charmane Star, model, adult film actress, and one of Black Dynamite’s “Ladies of Leisure”.

Check Charmane out at http://www.charmanexxx.com and http://www.charmanelive.com.

Intro song “Heat” by The Jesus and Mary Chain. Outro “Wicked” by Giant Drag.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

Be sure to vote for us on Podcast Alley. No registration is required!

Roman Polanski Arrested: Switzerland Does What France Was Too Scared To Do

Posted in Crime, News with tags , , , , , , on September 27, 2009 by Ro

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Director Roman Polanski, director, pedophile, and widower of Sharon Tate was arrested in Switzerland. He was planning to attend the Zurich Film Festival and had just flown in to Zurich whenSwiss police picked him up.

Polanski had been hiding from US authorities in France because France was not likely to extradite him back to the US to face sentencing.

In 1977, Polanski plead guilty to unlawful sexual intercourse with an underage girl.  According to the 13-year-old victim, Polanski gave her champagne and Quaaludes during a modeling session in the home of Jack Nicholson.  She was intoxicated and protested when he performed oral sex, intercourse, and sodomy on her.

It is unknown if Swiss authorities will extradite him back to the US. But on the bright side, once this is all over, he doesn’t have to live in France anymore!


Hugo Chavez Versus Fox News

Posted in Politics with tags , , , , , , on September 26, 2009 by Ro

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Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez was accosted by a reporter questioning his friendship with Iran’s president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

I love Chavez’s reaction at :42 when the reporter admits to being with Fox News.

Susan Atkins has Died

Posted in Crime, Deaths with tags , , , , , , on September 25, 2009 by Ro

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Ex-Manson Family member Susan Atkins aka Sadie Mae Glutz has died at the Central California Women’s Facility in Chowchilla. She was 61 years old.

Atkins had suffered from terminal brain cancer, and had previously attempted to gain a compassionate release from prison where she was serving a life sentence for murder.

She was most notorious for stabbing 26-year-old pregnant actress Sharon Tate, wife of director Roman Polanski.

Couric asks Beck what he means by “White Culture.” Hillarity ensues

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , on September 24, 2009 by Otto

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In a webcast interview Katie Couric asked what Glen Beck meant when he said Barack Obama hates “white culture.” Actually someone from twitter asks the question WTF iz White Culture. It gets a little weird after that.

He also says that Hillary is better than Obama and both are better than McCain.

CBS VIDEO HERE

Chuck Norris wants you to desecrate an American Flag

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 24, 2009 by Otto

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Chuck Norris posted some crazy shit on Townhall:

He said a bunch of dumb shit, but this is the best paragraph.

Of course, patriots know that the 50-star flag truly represents one nation under God and our Founders’ republic, but modernists simply don’t get it. So what do you say we make a statement by flying a different flag and educate our neighbors when they ask us, “Why are you flying that flag instead of the contemporary Stars and Stripes?” (If you insist on posting a modern USA flag, too, then get one that is tea-stained to show your solidarity with our Founders.)

Isabella Rossellini Does Porno

Posted in Entertainment with tags , , , on September 24, 2009 by Ro

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Green Porno educational videos, that is.

Looks interesting.

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