Tofurky and Gravy Soda

First off, I’d like to wish all of our beloved readers a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday! I know this is a day late, but I’m in Los Angeles at a relative’s house who was waiting for me to get in and hook up the wireless router.

By the way, I ran across the perfect Christmas gift for that wacko PETA-loving relative who you never know what gift to buy for them. Buy them a Jones Soda Co. Tofurky & Gravy Flavored Soda gift pack for $11.99.

Each gift pack contains:

• 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Black Cherry
• 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Pom
• 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Vanilla Bean
• 3 Bottles of ToFurky
• 1 ToFurky Metal Lunch Box.

If you don’t know what Tofurky is, it’s a Turkey made out of Tofu. And it’s the most rubbery, tasteless piece of shit you could ever eat.  But your vegan gift-recipient should be used to eating this kind of stuff so who knows? They might love it.

 

Palin Tricked By Comedian Again, Says Canada Should Drop Public Health Care (VIDEO)

HuffPo:At a recent stop on her “Going Rogue” book tour, Sarah Palin told Canadian comedian Mary Walsh that Canada should get rid of its public health care system.

Walsh is the co-creator and star of This Hour Has 22 Minutes — a nightly news parody show in the same vein as The Daily Show — and she arrived in character, as the conservative Marg Delahunty, to the Borders where Palin (the “Alaskan Aphrodite”) was signing books.

“I just wanted to ask you if you have any words of encouragement for Canadian conservatives who have worked so hard to try to diminish the kind of socialized medicine we have up there.” Walsh shouted to Palin as she approached the table.

Palin’s handlers tried to help her by ushering Walsh out of the Borders, but Palin could not be deterred. When Palin left the signing, Walsh caught up with her in the parking lot, where Palin suggested that Canada should get rid of its public health care system. “Keep the faith” Palin said, “because common sense conservatism can be plugged in there in Canada too. In fact, Canada needs to reform its health care system and let the private sector take over some of what the government has absorbed.”

Raw Story points out that it is unlikely this plan will go over well among Canadians — even among conservatives.

A recent study found that 90 percent of Canadians support universal, single-payer health care. A poll taken last summer shows 82 percent of Canadians believe their health care system to be better than the US’s, despite constant grumbling about waiting times for treatment of non-life-threatening conditions.

This is Palin’s second brush with Canadian comedians. Last November a comedian from Montreal convinced the former governor she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Watch the video below.

Are There Any Intelligent Palin fans?

Chase Whiteside interviews a group of Palin supporters at a book signing in Columbus, Ohio.

Best Sarah Palin late night talk show laughs concerning “Going Rogue”

Sarah Palin does the rounds on late night with Letterman, Colbert, Conan, Ferguson, Fallon & Kimmel. With Lawrence O’Donnell on Countdown. From MSNBC & msnbc.com

Raw Video – Cop Kills 2 Teens in June

Dave Servin and Ashlie Krakowski

Below is video from an accident on June 13  in which Milford, CT police officer Jason Anderson and fellow officer Richard Pisani were allegedly drag-racing. Anderson was going 94 miles an hour with no emergency lights when a car carrying  19-year-old David Servin and 19-year-old Ashlie Krakowski turned in front of the cruiser. Both teens were killed in the crash. 

Anderson was suspended with pay and is charged with two counts of second-degree manslaughter and one count of reckless driving.

ZZZlist Radio Episode 23

Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 23.

In this episode, Ro and Chris discuss Krispy Kreme Donut Burgers, Mos Def, the DC Sniper, Lou Dobbs, Mike Tyson, Carrie Prejean, and more.

We’ll be on vacation so no more shows until December. Have a great holiday!

Intro “Hit It and Quit It” by Funkadelic. Outro “Cygnus… Vismund Cygnus” by The Mars Volta.
 

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2 Miss Universe Contestants, 1 Guy

A graphic video has leaked showing Miss Universe Japan 2008 Hiroko Mima and Miss Universe 2008 of Trinidad and Tobago 2008 Anya Ayoung-Chee in a threesome with Anya’s boyfriend Wyatt. There’s a little bit of everything in this video – lesbianism, anal sex, and even ATM (if you don’t know what that is, I’m not gonna explain).

The Hollywood Grind had done their best to make sure that we all get to see the fun, providing us with separate download links and torrents. Check it out you fucking pervs! LINK

RIP Ken Ober

Ken Ober from MTV’s Remote Control was found dead at his home. He was 52 years old.

ZZZlist Radio Special: Interview with Joe Guse, Psychologist and Author

Check out our newest episode, A Special Interview with Psychologist and Author Joe Guse.

In this ZZZlist Radio Special, Ro and Chris interview in Joe Guse, a psychologist and author.

Joe has written many books, including “Forever 27- A Psychological Profile of Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison”, “The Tragic Clowns: An Analysis of the Short Lives of John Belushi, Lenny Bruce, and Chris Farley”, and “Barack, Lance, Oprah, and Rudy- Exploring Joseph Campbell’s Hero’s Journey in Contemporary American Society”.

Intro “Would You Want Your Sister to Marry One Of Them?” by Lenny Bruce. Outro “Trouble in Mind” by Janis Joplin.

 

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Glenn Beck claims health care bill includes insurance for dogs

“Do you know in the health care bill, we’re now offering insurance for dogs,” Beck said. “Do I need to say any more? If you are somebody who is like, ‘Well, I just, I’m struggling and we’re barely making ends meet,’ I’m not paying for your dog cardiologist!” Beck said. “Not gonna do it. I’m sorry, the dog goes nighty night.”

Politifact:
Included in the House bill is the creation of a Public Health Workforce Corps to address shortages in the public health workforce. The program would provide scholarships and education loan repayment assistance for public health professionals serving in areas of need. Veterinarians are included among those public health professionals.

“The rationale is that with mad cow disease, swine flu and other animal-borne diseases and issues, there is logic in helping to create more and better trained individuals to treat animal health,” said Vincent Morris, spokesman for the House Rules Committee

I guess Glenn Beck likes swine flu, mad cow, Avian Flu etc.

The thing is, while it is a masterful spin for such a slow adult, does it work? People love their dogs, sometimes more then their family members. Vet bills aren’t exactly cheap either. I asked my dog, Foxy, if she felt she deserved this “socialized medicine.” She simply stated “Single Payer or Bust!” and took a little poop on my nicest rug. She really hates Glenn Beck.