Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen. Watching fat, bald, drug addled, Rush Limbaugh dancing to Lady Gaga is one of those things. When two forms of evil combine, sometimes it creates good. In this following clip, you will see that it sometimes creates Armageddon.
Poor Rip Torn was busted last night for breaking into a bank in his hometown of Salisbury, CT. The 78-year-old actor was was drunk and armed with a loaded gun. He is being held on $100,000 bail. Charges include: carrying a firearm while intoxicated, burglary, carrying a pistol without a permit, and criminal trespass, to name a few.
Some Miami residents were treated to an advisory sent out by Protect Our Children, Inc. warning them about an alleged child predator: Pete Townshend, guitarist from the rock band The Who.
Why are they targeting Townshend? In 2003, he was placed on a UK sex-offender list for charges related to online child pornography. The Who will be in Miami on February 7th to play during Superbowl half-time.
Actress Zelda Rubinstein has died of a heart-attack. She was 76 years old.
Rubinstein was best known for her role as psychic Tangina Barrons in the movie Poltergeist. She had been in Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles since November, and was recently removed from life-support.
J.D. Salinger who was best known as the author of Catcher in the Rye has died at the age of 92.
The reclusive Salinger died of natural causes at his home in New Hampshire.
Former Olympic skater Nancy Kerrigan’s 70-year-old father Daniel died at her childhood home in Stoneham, MA. Her brother Mark (age 45) has been arrested in connection with Daniel’s death.
Mark Kerrigan had been living at the home of his parents for unknown reasons, and in a drunken state, wanted to use the kitchen phone at about 1:00am. Daniel Kerrigan refused to let him use the phone, and a struggle ensued. Mark grabbed his father by the neck when Daniel fell to the ground of an apparent heart-attack.
Paramedics arrived and took the elder Kerrigan to the hospital, but were unable to revive him.
Police had to use pepper spray to subdue Mark, who was described as “belligerent and combative” by the arresting officers.
Funeral services for Daniel Kerrigan are planned for this week.
Today my man Gary Coleman was arrested in Santaquin, Utah on a warrant from a previous count of domestic assault. He’s being held on almost $2,000 bail.
Poor guy can’t get a break. Between a history of hospital visits, thieving parents, and being harassed by overzealous fans, Coleman just can’t seem to be able to live his life. Where can I donate towards his bail?
In this boring, pretentious video, ex-rapper/actor/grizzly man Joaquin Phoenix is joined by Miley Cyrus, Liv Tyler, and some guy who wanted to be in the video too. It’s hard to tell what’s going on here because it’s damn near impossible to watch the entire video without nodding off, but it’s to promote a website To Write Love On Her Arms (navigation of this site is as annoying as the video)
I can just picture these idiots coming up with the premise of the video. I imagine it went something like this:
Miley: Let’s make a video together!
Liv: Ok.
Miley: We can promote TWLOHA.com. I can act like I’m teaching you how to navigate the internet, because I’m so AWESOME!!!
Joaquin (mumbling): Wha?!?!?
Unknown Dude: Can I be in the video too?
Joaquin (mumbling): Ok.
Miley: YAY!!!
Here is the masterpiece:
R&B soul singer Teddy Pendergrass died as a result of colon cancer. He was 59 years old.
Formerly the drummer for The Cadillacs and then Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes, Pendergrass eventually emerged as a lead singer and had several solo hits during the 1970′s.
In 1982, Pendergrass was driving his new Rolls Royce with his passenger Tenika Watson (a transsexual nightclub performer) when the brakes on his car failed. Pendergrass and Watson were trapped in the wreckage for over 30 minutes. Pendergrass suffered spinal cord injuries and was paralyzed from the waist down.
British Grandmother Annette Edwards spent over $16,000 to get surgery so that she could look like cartoon character Jessica Rabbit. Surgery included cheek and chin implants, botox, and a breast lift.
In her doctor’s defense, she does actually look cartoonish.
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