Singer Amy Winehouse Found Dead at the age of 27

Posted in Deaths with tags , , , , on July 23, 2011 by Ro

First the good news: someone in my death pool has died. The bad news: it was Amy Winehouse. The really bad news:  Zsa Zsa Gabor is still alive.

Sultry singer Amy Winehouse was found dead today in her London flat. According to the coroner, she died from “unknown causes” (Drug overdose, *cough cough*).

Winehouse is now officially a card-carrying member of the “Forever 27 Club,” joining the ranks of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Brian Jones, Jim Morrison, and Robert Johnson.

Her autopsy is pending. RIP Amy!

Happy 4th of July!

Posted in Events with tags , , , , on July 4, 2011 by Ro

Marinate in the irony of this photo. My gift to you. Happy Independence Day.

Good Night, Columbo

Posted in Deaths with tags , , , , on June 25, 2011 by Ro

Peter Faulk, best known as television’s Lieutenant Columbo has died. He was 83 years old.

Faulk died at his home in Beverly Hills. For several years, he had been suffering from dementia and Alzheimer’s disease. Falk is survived by his wife and two daughters.

“Oh, just one more thing…”

Ryan Dunn from “Jackass” is Dead

Posted in News on June 20, 2011 by Ro

Ryan Dunn, one of the stars of the MTV show and feature films “Jackass” has died. He was 34 years old.

 Dunn was out drinking with friends when he and an unidentified  companion took off in Dunn’s black Porsche 911 GT3.  At approximately  3am,  the car crashed into a wooded area in Pennsylvania near Route 322  and New Street in West Goshen Township. It is rumored that Dunn was  behind the wheel. The vehicle caught on fire and both occupants died at  the scene.

I’ll always remember Dunn for being coerced into shoving a condom- wrapped matchbox car up his ass before going to a doctor for x-rays.

Here’s a parting video of him and his BFF Bam Margera doing what they  do best – driving recklessly at unsafe speeds.


Heeeeeeerrrrre’s Eva!

Posted in News with tags , , , , , on June 18, 2011 by Ro

Eva Braun in blackface. WTF?!?!?

Jack Kevorkian Died

Posted in Deaths with tags , , , , , on June 3, 2011 by Ro

Dr. Jacob “Jack” Kevorkian died today of complications from liver cancer. He was 83 years old. Kevorkian was an outspoken “right to die” activist who assisted several terminally ill patients with assisted suicide.

Earlier this week, actor Jeff Conway and musician/author Gil Scott Heron died. Gil was my hero so I’ll whip up a better article on him later.



Breaking News: The World Did Not End Today

Posted in Actors. LOL., Deaths, News with tags , , , , , on May 21, 2011 by Ro

Today the world did not end. Randy “Macho Man” Savage is dead, Zsa Zsa is still alive, and Jeff Conway is in a coma.