Comedy Central has Run Out Of People to Roast/Roasters.

Other hilarious catch-phrases include "Get Her Done" and "Git 'Er Done".

Other hilarious catch-phrases include "Get Her Done" and "Git 'Er Done".

At least that’s my conclusion after watching snippets of The Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy.

Didn’t this “White Trash” comedian shit play out when Jim Varney died? It’s bad enough that Jeff Foxworthy picked the schtick up and ran with it, now Larry the Cable Guy has infiltrated the market with his boring, repetitive “Git ‘er Done”.

Roasters include Lisa “I date black men so it’s OK for me to make racist jokes” Lampanelli and Maureen “Marcia Brady” McCormick. Click here to see Lampanelli’s racist spiel. Click here to see McCormick’s frumpy and less-than-stellar performance.

People I would like to see roasted:

Suge Knight… because someone would go out in a body bag. Great for ratings!
Amy Winehouse… because she’s probably show up high, bloody, and bruised with her hair weave on crooked.
Madonna… because this egocentric hooker’s head would probably explode at the slightest insult.

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