Like the Phoenix from the Flames. Or “into” the Flames. Whatever.

Gangsta Rapper Joaquin Phoenix jumped off of the stage and attacked a heckler in a Miami club last night because the dude made fun of his rap.

I have no idea why anyone bothered to bleep out the bad words because I couldn’t understand a fucking word Joaquin Phoenix was saying. But according to the AP, the following is what went down:

Phoenix came out on stage before 2 a.m., smoking a cigarette and wearing a disheveled dark suit, sneakers and his scraggly long hair and beard.

He began rapping to a beat played by the DJ and nodding to the music, although most of the lyrics were unintelligible. Then he responded to someone who appeared to be heckling him in the audience near the stage.

“We have a (double-expletive) in the audience,” he said before jumping into the crowd. It was not immediately clear whether the two men exchanged any blows.

“I saw the guy screaming at Joaquin, and Joaquin just came down,” said Jorge Lledo, 30, of Miami Beach.

Security guards swarmed the scene and dragged Phoenix away.

Even more shocking was the fact that the MC was impersonating Flava Flav from almost 20 years ago by saying, “Yo… Make some noizzzze for Joaquin BABAAAYYYY!!!”.

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