Joe the Plumber tells conservatives he’s ‘horny’

All of this can be your ladies.

All of This Can Be Yours Ladies.


(CNN) – Joe the Plumber got hot and bothered in Washington Thursday night.

Appearing unable to contain his libido in the nation’s capital, Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, expressed his sexual urge to a sea of conservatives gathered at Washington’s Grand Hyatt hotel.

“God, all this love and everything in the room – I’m horny,” Joe said on-stage.

Joe, referring to himself as the “token redneck,” received a standing ovation while waltzing on stage as “God Bless the USA” played overhead.

Any interested GOP fangirls, if you want to contact Joe the Plumber to have him lay some pipe, contact me at editor@zzzlist.com. He is my FaceBook friend (no shit) and I can get you his number.

3 Responses to “Joe the Plumber tells conservatives he’s ‘horny’”

  1. Yes he is tss.

    Slick site you have, is it all yours.

    I definitely gotta check out your podcast. You should check out ours.

  2. Classy. I love that he’s the Republican spokesperson.

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