Kanye Promises to Keep His Ego On a Leash

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After a scathing episode of South Park in which singer Kanye West was portrayed as a narcissistic egocentric prima donna, Kanye has finally seen the light and has promised to curb his massive ego.

From the blog of Kanye West

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A few pointers to get him started…

– Nothing screams “LOOK AT ME”  like powder blue font. Next time, try a nice off-white.
CAPS LOCK IS FOR ATTENTION WHORES. LOSE IT.
What was the point of underlining random sentences? Not sure what he was going for here, but it can’t be good.

5 Responses to “Kanye Promises to Keep His Ego On a Leash”

  1. ravenxwaves Says:

    South Park has him by the balls. I bet we can expect the voice of the generation guest starring anytime soon !

    x

  2. dirtygurl Says:

    it’s about time someone put him on blast and made fun of him, somtimes the only way to get through to someone is to go hard.

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  3. Modern Poet:

    I say fuck the police, thats how I treat em
    We buy our way out of jail, but we can’t buy freedom
    We’ll buy a lot of clothes when we don’t really need em
    Things we buy to cover up what’s inside
    Cause they make us hate ourself and love they wealth
    That’s why shortys hollering “where the ballas’ at?”
    Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack
    And a white man get paid off of all of that
    But I ain’t even gon act holier than thou
    Cause fuck it, I went to Jacob with 25 thou
    Before I had a house and I’d do it again
    Cause I wanna be on 106 and Park pushing a Benz
    I wanna act ballerific like it’s all terrific
    I got a couple past due bills, I won’t get specific
    I got a problem with spending before I get it
    We all self conscious I’m just the first to admit it

    Kanye West

  4. He just wants to be a doper person without telling people how dope he is. I believe all Americans can embrace that feeling.

  5. He should start doing that RIGHT NOW.

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