Chuck Norris for President of Texas

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Martial-arts master Chuck Norris has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger – he has volunteered to run as the state’s first president.

Norris, who played TV hardman Cordell Walker in hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has put himself up for the job of running the region after discussing the possibility of the state seceding from U.S. control during a rant on CNN.com’s political blog.

The actor, who is a staunch Republican, insists Texans want an independent state after being let down by the American government – and thinks he’d be the ideal candidate to lead the Lone Star state’s revolution.

He says, “I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

“Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we’d do if the going got rough in America.”

Here are some facts about Chuck Norris that make him to be qualified for the position.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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