Is Jessica Alba Retarded?

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Seriously, is Jessica Alba retarded, or just another actor with a God-complex?

While filming a movie last week in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma last week, actress Jessica Alba ran around town with blogger and shark conservationist White Mike plastering posters of great white sharks around the city, including on a billboard for the non-profit organization United Way. She did this to help bring attention to the dwindling great white shark population off of the coast of Oklahoma. What? Oklahoma is not on the coast? Well never mind, then. 

Poor White Mike made the mistake of posting photos on his blog. He took them down shortly thereafter, but not before a blogger from the Oklahoma based blog thelostogle.com saved them and posted the incriminating photos on their website. 

From Twitter… White Mike’s twat:

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This incident has proven to be mose embarassing for poor Jessica, who issued the following statement, according to TMZ:

“I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.”

So as you can see, this is all White Mike’s fault. On behalf of Jessica Alba and all of Oklahoma City… Fuck you, White Mike.

2 Responses to “Is Jessica Alba Retarded?”

  1. ahahahahah

  2. Maybe there are Great Whites in Oklahoma. I just learned that megaldons could fly.

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