Michael Jackson Dies

Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him.

Michael is survived by three children (and a few that survived him, if you catch what I am saying.): Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.

Jackson had 13 number one hits during his solo career.

Goodnight creepy man.

One Response to “Michael Jackson Dies”

  1. Fuck you. He wasn’t creepy, you stupid piece of shit. You know NOTHING of him.

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