Iowa’s Michael Jackson Dilemma

Ooohhh Elvis, you're sooo creamy....err... dreamy.

Ooohhh Elvis, you're sooo creamy....err... dreamy.

Still controversial in death, Michael Jackson is creating quite a ruckus in Iowa. Iowa Stare Fair officials just can’t decide if it is appropriate to include a giant buttery sculpture of the King of Pop in their butter carving exhibit this year, so they are taking a vote to let the nation decide.

You see, the theme of the exhibit is honoring the 40th anniversary of Neil Armstrong’s moonwalk. And we all know that it was Michael Jackson who really perfected the moonwalk in the 80’s.

What’s funny is that at one time they were ok with a butter sculpture of Elvis sucking on a penis. Did they call a vote back then? I think not.Look on the bright side, Iowa. When the exhibit closes, children of all ages and races can slather their breadsticks in MJ’s delicious buttery cream. Just like they did when he was alive.
 
MJButterSculpture

LINK to vote

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