Jesus Hates Heidi Montag


Heidi Montag is known for her role in MTV’s reality show The Hills and her recent non-nude photo session in Playboy magazine. I haven’t seen The Hills or the new Playboy, but I follow Heidi on Twitter so I’ve seen enough of her “Pizza, yummy!” and “I ❤ Jesus” twats to know that she’s a complete idiot.

Now she wants to be Britney Spears. Last night she performed at the Miss Universe pageant and her performance was a complete mess. Nothing compliments a shitty song better than shitty dancing and shitty lip-synching.  Burn in hell, Heidi. And take Spencer with you.

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