Tofurky and Gravy Soda
First off, I’d like to wish all of our beloved readers a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday! I know this is a day late, but I’m in Los Angeles at a relative’s house who was waiting for me to get in and hook up the wireless router.
By the way, I ran across the perfect Christmas gift for that wacko PETA-loving relative who you never know what gift to buy for them. Buy them a Jones Soda Co. Tofurky & Gravy Flavored Soda gift pack for $11.99.
Each gift pack contains:
- 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Black Cherry
- 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Pom
- 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Vanilla Bean
- 3 Bottles of ToFurky
- 1 ToFurky Metal Lunch Box.
If you don’t know what Tofurky is, it’s a Turkey made out of Tofu. And it’s the most rubbery, tasteless piece of shit you could ever eat. But your vegan gift-recipient should be used to eating this kind of stuff so who knows? They might love it.