Today the world did not end. Randy “Macho Man” Savage is dead, Zsa Zsa is still alive, and Jeff Conway is in a coma.
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Breaking News: The World Did Not End Today
Posted in Actors. LOL., Deaths, News with tags Jeff Conway, Randy “Macho Man” Savage, Randy Savage, Rapture, Zsa Zsa, Zsa Zsa Gabor on May 21, 2011 by RoBack to Death Blogging… Elizabeth Taylor has Died
Posted in Actors. LOL., Deaths with tags Elizabeth Taylor, Elizabeth Taylor Dead, Elizabeth Taylor Died, Lassie come home, Michael Jackson, National Velvet, Richard Burton on March 23, 2011 by RoActress Elizabeth Taylor has died at 79. The cause of death was heart failure.
Yes you probably already know this, and like me, you have probably never seen a movie she was in. But what I do know is that she was married like a million times, a good friend of the late Michael Jackson, and was branded on a perfume that is sold in high-end department stores but smells like a cross between dead flowers and sulfur.
The big question is… When the fuck is Zsa Zsa going to die? At least I have her in my death pool.
Randy and Evi Quaid Caught Freeloading… Again.
Posted in Actors. LOL. with tags Evi Quaid, Randy Quaid, Randy Quaid squatting, squatter on September 19, 2010 by RoActor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were arrested today in Santa Barbara for squatting in a house they once owned.
Hilarious Ads for Adult Films
Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, Sex with tags Adult Film, adult film commercial, Amour, Amour adult films, Amour adult movies, porn stars, Pornography, Skanks on May 11, 2010 by RoAmour, a Canadian porn company, has a hilarious new advertising campaign for their line of adult movies.
Their slogan is “You won’t watch for the acting,” and they prove their point by commercial spots featuring bubble-headed actresses and a skeezy director assuring them that the lines that they just read (horribly) were “perfect”.
Watch for yourself – these spots are safe for work. Here is a montage of television ads for Amour:
Rip Torn Busted.
Posted in Actors. LOL., Crime with tags Bank Break-in, Men in Black, Rip Torn, Rip Torn Arrested, Rip Torn Busted on January 31, 2010 by RoPoor Rip Torn was busted last night for breaking into a bank in his hometown of Salisbury, CT. The 78-year-old actor was was drunk and armed with a loaded gun. He is being held on $100,000 bail. Charges include: carrying a firearm while intoxicated, burglary, carrying a pistol without a permit, and criminal trespass, to name a few.
Free Gary Coleman!
Posted in Actors. LOL., Crime, Entertainment with tags Arnold, Different Strokes, Gary Coleman, Shannon Price on January 24, 2010 by RoToday my man Gary Coleman was arrested in Santaquin, Utah on a warrant from a previous count of domestic assault. He’s being held on almost $2,000 bail.
Poor guy can’t get a break. Between a history of hospital visits, thieving parents, and being harassed by overzealous fans, Coleman just can’t seem to be able to live his life. Where can I donate towards his bail?
Joaquin Phoenix Shaves Beard, Cuts Hair. Still Boring.
Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment with tags Joaquin Phoenix, Liv Tyler, Miley Cyrus, Suicide Prevention, TWLOHA on January 22, 2010 by RoIn this boring, pretentious video, ex-rapper/actor/grizzly man Joaquin Phoenix is joined by Miley Cyrus, Liv Tyler, and some guy who wanted to be in the video too. It’s hard to tell what’s going on here because it’s damn near impossible to watch the entire video without nodding off, but it’s to promote a website To Write Love On Her Arms (navigation of this site is as annoying as the video)
I can just picture these idiots coming up with the premise of the video. I imagine it went something like this:
Miley: Let’s make a video together!
Liv: Ok.
Miley: We can promote TWLOHA.com. I can act like I’m teaching you how to navigate the internet, because I’m so AWESOME!!!
Joaquin (mumbling): Wha?!?!?
Unknown Dude: Can I be in the video too?
Joaquin (mumbling): Ok.
Miley: YAY!!!
Here is the masterpiece:
Family Ties Actor Busted… in more ways than one!
Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment with tags Alex Keaton, Andy Keaton, Brian Bonsall, Family Ties, Family Ties actor arrested, Michael J Fox on December 8, 2009 by RoRemember the 80’s show Family Ties, starring Michael J. Fox as Alex Keaton?
Remember the child actor who played Alex Keaton’s little brother Andy Keaton? Cute little fella, wasn’t he? Yeah. He was so sweet and precocious.
Well, here he is now, 28-year-old Brian Bonsall… fresh from his booking mug shot where he was arrested for a drunken assault Colorado.
Apparently the dude has a few anger issues. Not only was he arrested last Saturday after he got into a fight at an apartment and hit a friend with a broken wooden stool, but he was also arrested for assaulting a girlfriend in 2007.
Palin Tricked By Comedian Again, Says Canada Should Drop Public Health Care (VIDEO)
Posted in Actors. LOL., Comedy, Crime, Entertainment, Interviews, News, Politics, Weird with tags Canadian Health Care, Health Care Reform, Marg Delahunty Sarah Palin, Mary Walsh, Mary Walsh Sarah Palin, Politics News, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Canada, Sarah Palin Candian Health Care, Sarah Palin Tricked, This Hour Has 22 Minutes on November 26, 2009 by OttoHuffPo:At a recent stop on her “Going Rogue” book tour, Sarah Palin told Canadian comedian Mary Walsh that Canada should get rid of its public health care system.
Walsh is the co-creator and star of This Hour Has 22 Minutes — a nightly news parody show in the same vein as The Daily Show — and she arrived in character, as the conservative Marg Delahunty, to the Borders where Palin (the “Alaskan Aphrodite”) was signing books.
“I just wanted to ask you if you have any words of encouragement for Canadian conservatives who have worked so hard to try to diminish the kind of socialized medicine we have up there.” Walsh shouted to Palin as she approached the table.
Palin’s handlers tried to help her by ushering Walsh out of the Borders, but Palin could not be deterred. When Palin left the signing, Walsh caught up with her in the parking lot, where Palin suggested that Canada should get rid of its public health care system. “Keep the faith” Palin said, “because common sense conservatism can be plugged in there in Canada too. In fact, Canada needs to reform its health care system and let the private sector take over some of what the government has absorbed.”
Raw Story points out that it is unlikely this plan will go over well among Canadians — even among conservatives.
A recent study found that 90 percent of Canadians support universal, single-payer health care. A poll taken last summer shows 82 percent of Canadians believe their health care system to be better than the US’s, despite constant grumbling about waiting times for treatment of non-life-threatening conditions.
This is Palin’s second brush with Canadian comedians. Last November a comedian from Montreal convinced the former governor she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy.
Watch the video below.
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