Today the world did not end. Randy “Macho Man” Savage is dead, Zsa Zsa is still alive, and Jeff Conway is in a coma.
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Breaking News: The World Did Not End Today
Posted in Actors. LOL., Deaths, News with tags Jeff Conway, Randy “Macho Man” Savage, Randy Savage, Rapture, Zsa Zsa, Zsa Zsa Gabor on May 21, 2011 by RoBack to Death Blogging… Elizabeth Taylor has Died
Posted in Actors. LOL., Deaths with tags Elizabeth Taylor, Elizabeth Taylor Dead, Elizabeth Taylor Died, Lassie come home, Michael Jackson, National Velvet, Richard Burton on March 23, 2011 by RoActress Elizabeth Taylor has died at 79. The cause of death was heart failure.
Yes you probably already know this, and like me, you have probably never seen a movie she was in. But what I do know is that she was married like a million times, a good friend of the late Michael Jackson, and was branded on a perfume that is sold in high-end department stores but smells like a cross between dead flowers and sulfur.
The big question is… When the fuck is Zsa Zsa going to die? At least I have her in my death pool.
Randy and Evi Quaid Caught Freeloading… Again.
Posted in Actors. LOL. with tags Evi Quaid, Randy Quaid, Randy Quaid squatting, squatter on September 19, 2010 by RoActor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were arrested today in Santa Barbara for squatting in a house they once owned.
Hilarious Ads for Adult Films
Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, Sex with tags Adult Film, adult film commercial, Amour, Amour adult films, Amour adult movies, porn stars, Pornography, Skanks on May 11, 2010 by RoAmour, a Canadian porn company, has a hilarious new advertising campaign for their line of adult movies.
Their slogan is “You won’t watch for the acting,” and they prove their point by commercial spots featuring bubble-headed actresses and a skeezy director assuring them that the lines that they just read (horribly) were “perfect”.
Watch for yourself – these spots are safe for work. Here is a montage of television ads for Amour:
Rip Torn Busted.
Posted in Actors. LOL., Crime with tags Bank Break-in, Men in Black, Rip Torn, Rip Torn Arrested, Rip Torn Busted on January 31, 2010 by RoPoor Rip Torn was busted last night for breaking into a bank in his hometown of Salisbury, CT. The 78-year-old actor was was drunk and armed with a loaded gun. He is being held on $100,000 bail. Charges include: carrying a firearm while intoxicated, burglary, carrying a pistol without a permit, and criminal trespass, to name a few.
Free Gary Coleman!
Posted in Actors. LOL., Crime, Entertainment with tags Arnold, Different Strokes, Gary Coleman, Shannon Price on January 24, 2010 by RoToday my man Gary Coleman was arrested in Santaquin, Utah on a warrant from a previous count of domestic assault. He’s being held on almost $2,000 bail.
Poor guy can’t get a break. Between a history of hospital visits, thieving parents, and being harassed by overzealous fans, Coleman just can’t seem to be able to live his life. Where can I donate towards his bail?