Archive for the Actors. LOL. Category

Breaking News: The World Did Not End Today

Posted in Actors. LOL., Deaths, News with tags , , , , , on May 21, 2011 by Ro

Today the world did not end. Randy “Macho Man” Savage is dead, Zsa Zsa is still alive, and Jeff Conway is in a coma.

Back to Death Blogging… Elizabeth Taylor has Died

Posted in Actors. LOL., Deaths with tags , , , , , , on March 23, 2011 by Ro

Bye bye!

Actress Elizabeth Taylor has died at 79. The cause of death was heart failure.

Yes you probably already know this, and like me, you have probably never seen a movie she was in. But what I do know is that she was married like a million times, a good friend of the late Michael Jackson, and was branded on a perfume that is sold in high-end department stores but smells like a cross between dead flowers and sulfur.

The big question is… When the fuck is Zsa Zsa going to die? At least I have her in my death pool.

Randy and Evi Quaid Caught Freeloading… Again.

Posted in Actors. LOL. with tags , , , on September 19, 2010 by Ro

Actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were arrested today in Santa Barbara for squatting in a house they once owned.

The Santa Barbara County sheriff’s deputies received a call on behalf of the current owner reporting that squatters had been illegally staying in the guest house. When deputies arrived, they found the Quaids living in the guest house.

The couple was arrested and charged with suspicion of burglary and entering a building without consent. Evi received a separate charge for resisting arrest.

The homeowner claims that over $5,000 in damages made to the guest house was caused by the Quaids.

Last year the couple was charged with skipping out on the bill on a posh hotelLINK

Hilarious Ads for Adult Films

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, Sex with tags , , , , , , , on May 11, 2010 by Ro

Amour, a Canadian porn company, has a hilarious new advertising campaign for their line of adult movies.

Their slogan is “You won’t watch for the acting,” and they prove their point by commercial spots featuring bubble-headed actresses and a skeezy director assuring them that the lines that they just read (horribly) were “perfect”.

Watch for yourself – these spots are safe for work. Here is a montage of television ads for Amour:

Roseanne Barr Tells Us Why Marie Osmond’s Son Killed Himself

Posted in Actors. LOL., Deaths with tags , , , , , on March 9, 2010 by Ro

Roseanne Barr fired off an angry blog post about the suicide of Marie Osmond’s son Michael Blosil, claiming, “Marie Osmond’s poor gay son killed himself because he had been told how wrong and how sick he was every day of his life by his church and the people in it.”

Full blog post below: 

marie osmonds poor gay son killed himself because he had been told how wrong and how sick he was every day of his life by his church and the people in it. Calling that “depression” is a lie!
Yet the Osmonds still talk lovingly about their church, saying nothing about its extremely anti-gay Crusade. Marie also has a gay daughter! Hey, I want her and all the gay kids in the world to know that they are just fine being gay and that they deserve love and respect instead of insults and rebuke! I have gay people in my family and my circle of friends and I am kicking bigot ass and taking names!
That is how its done in my religion—(I have my own religion that I made up for myself and it is a great religion that actually works and respects facts and not fantasy!)
Gerald Lund one of the ex church apostles has three gay kids himself.
Yet, even though the people they say they love the most in all of their public displays and speeches (THEIR KIDS AND FAMILY!!) are gay,– their own children,for crying out loud- these people cannot find the christian decency and compassion within themselves to stop their hypocritical gay bashing!!
How sickening. I know so many mormon kids who were gay and committed suicide, and I just cannot and will not stay quiet in order to not offend bigots anymore. It is all so terribly depressing.
Marie please don’t talk about how your faith in your church has helped you get through this one! Please get some integrity and tell that church of yours that you will leave it and stop giving it ten percent of your money if they don’t stop trying to destroy your kids’ and all gay people’s civil rights and dreams and hopes!!
G-d is trying to use you for something good and this is your opportunity! Your church is wrong and on the wrong wrong wrong side of things! Get as vocal about that as you are about your diet. G-d bless you too, Marie.
Take a hard look at the facts now as you use this very sad time for introspection, healing growth and prayer, and become a strong symbol for loving mothers who make no apologies for hatred against their own kids!

LINK

From the AP, here are some photos of the funeral.

Rip Torn Busted.

Posted in Actors. LOL., Crime with tags , , , , on January 31, 2010 by Ro

Poor Rip Torn was busted last night for breaking into a bank in his hometown of Salisbury, CT.  The 78-year-old actor was was drunk and armed with a loaded gun. He is being held on $100,000 bail. Charges include: carrying a firearm while intoxicated, burglary, carrying a pistol without a permit,  and criminal trespass, to name a few.

Free Gary Coleman!

Posted in Actors. LOL., Crime, Entertainment with tags , , , on January 24, 2010 by Ro

Today my man Gary Coleman was arrested in Santaquin, Utah on a warrant from a previous count of domestic assault. He’s being held on almost $2,000 bail.

Poor guy can’t get a break. Between a history of hospital visits, thieving parents, and being harassed by overzealous fans, Coleman just can’t seem to be able to live his life. Where can I donate towards his bail?