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Gary Coleman, Please Don’t Die!

Posted in Entertainment, News with tags , , , , , , on May 28, 2010 by Ro

Actor Gary Coleman, 42, is in a coma and on life-support with a brain hemorrhage in a Utah hospital, according to his manager John Alcantar.  He was the star of the hit series “Diff’rent Strokes” in which he played precocious orphan Arnold Jackson. The series also starred Dana Plato and Todd Bridges.

Coleman fell in his Utah home on Wednesday and was rushed to a local hospital for treatment. Subsequently, Coleman was transferred to the Utah Valley Regional Medical Center. He remained “conscious and lucid” until the afternoon of May 27, when he slipped into a coma and was placed on life support.

I’ve always been an advocate for Gary Coleman as you can see here and here. I think he is a good person who got a lot of raw deals. He had to sue his parents for the money he earned during his stint on “Diff’rent Strokes”. He was plagued by health problems his entire life, which affected his height and stopped his growth at 4’8. Over the years, he has been assaulted by overzealous fans who saw him as an easy target. And now this. I’m not religious so I can’t pray for him, but I do wish him the best and hope he fully recovers from this.

Hilarious Ads for Adult Films

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, Sex with tags , , , , , , , on May 11, 2010 by Ro

Amour, a Canadian porn company, has a hilarious new advertising campaign for their line of adult movies.

Their slogan is “You won’t watch for the acting,” and they prove their point by commercial spots featuring bubble-headed actresses and a skeezy director assuring them that the lines that they just read (horribly) were “perfect”.

Watch for yourself – these spots are safe for work. Here is a montage of television ads for Amour:

ZZZlist Radio – Episode 30: Interview with Robert Romanus

Posted in Entertainment, Interviews, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 8, 2010 by Ro

Check out our newest episode, Interview with Robert Romanus.

Ro is joined by actor/musician Robert Romanus, best known for his role as badass Mike Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

During the interview, we discuss Robert’s extensive career which includes Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Foxes, The Facts of Life, Mojave Phone Booth, The Runaways, and much more.

Check out his personal website. He also has a site for his band, Poppa’s Kitchen.

Intro “Poppa’s Kitchen” by Poppa’s Kitchen. Outro “Me and My Guitar” by Poppa’s Kitchen.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

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Peaches Geldof: Scientology, Sex, and Heroin

Posted in Entertainment with tags , , , , , , on March 26, 2010 by Ro

Damn I love Reddit.  Last night a member dropped a bombshell about Bob Geldof’s daughter Peaches Geldof… a story that included drugs, promiscuous sex, and the cult of all cults, Scientology. And he posted pics to back it up!

There’s really nothing I can add to the story below except that Peaches’ mother, Paula Yates, was a British television host who died in 2000 of a heroin overdose.

Here is the post in it’s entirety:

Last Thanksgiving I was staying at a friends house for a few days before a trip to South America. I’d been spending most the time on the couch for the three days I was at the house. My friend lived with her boyfriend and one other girl who was “recording” her “album.” I would occasionally see this girl leaving early in the morning and coming back late at night while I was on the couch. On my final day at the house, Thanksgiving day, the girl returns at about 2:30am (Thanksgiving festivities would start in a few hours.) I’d kicked back a few beers already and was having fun sitting watching TV. She comes in and pauses for a moment looking at me. She says “have you been living here the whole time I have?” I laughed and thought this question strange, she was showing how oblivious she was to the world. I said that I had only been at the house for 2 days. She sits next to me and we begin talking about tattoos, which both of us have a good amount of. She had a cute English accent and wasn’t bad looking at all. The tattoo discussion leads to us deciding we should get each others names tattooed on each other. At 3am I grab my friends car keys, and head out. We drive all over Hollywood looking for a tattoo parlor, with no luck. While driving around we get on the topic of drugs. At this point in my life I was very into all drugs, as was she. She told me she had a bit of heroin she brought with her from the UK and asked me if I was game. I was so the hunt began.

We drove all around LA looking for the supplies we needed. We drove to various pharmacies looking for needles and cotton. We finally found one, which as a look back on would be a funny sight. A well dressed guy and girl walk in an 4am looking for a 10 pack of diabetic syringes. We get them and begin the drive home. On the way back she mentions this is heroin base, meaning we need to dissolve this in lemon (I guess this is a British thing, I never have seen this in my years in NYC.) We stop at a Dennys, asking them for a stack of lemons. Once again we got strange looks but it worked. We get back to the house, where I was promptly yelled at for stealing my friends car, and getting warned what I was about to get myself into. Once all the commotion settles down, we go to the girls room and rig up. At about 5am I was high as a kite and we start to watch a movie. Things get hot and heavy and before I know it we’re naked. I go down on her while we’re still having odd conversations about mutual friends and past hookups. I was too high to get hard and she knew it. After blowing me for a few minutes she asks if I was ok. I tell her I’m to high to get it up. I then immediately remember I’d packed a Cialis in my bag. I run out of the room, bring it back, and pop it in front of her. She laughs as we continue to have a naked dance party on her bed. I finally feel the blood rush to my member and the action begins. We did it every way possible, and for a young girl she sure knew how to work it.

This is where things get weird. Close to 8am she starts saying how someone was coming to pick her up. We’d continued to use all night so I was quite foggy about the happenings. I faintly remember her asking me for a ride and me driving her somewhere. I awoke at about 1pm in a sauna, throwing up all over the place. I started freaking out. I look around and see her on an exercise machine outside the room, looking in about the same shape as me. I get out of the room and people come past me cleaning the puke like it was nothing to them. I’m standing in the room groggy, in a speedo, and confused as hell. I look around and read some stuff realizing I’m in the Celebrity Scientology Center in LA. This girl ended up being a hardcore Scientologist and a D-List celebrity, and we were doing a process called Purif. I showered, got my clothes on, got her, and drove back to my friends, nodding out and puking the whole way.

Needless to say when I got back my friend and her boyfriend were pissed. I had “ruined” Thanksgiving. I sluggishly passed the day along and at 11pm went to LAX and flew to South America. Not until days later when I looked through my camera of the pictures of that night did I fully realize everything.

And a few more pics of Peaches:

Peaches topless on the bed

Peaches topless in her underwear

Peaches with her “one night stand”, looking high as fuck



ZZZlist Radio – Episode 29: The Homeless Episode with Timmy and Mabel

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 1, 2010 by Ro

Check out our newest episode, The Homeless Episode with Timmy and Mabel.

Ro and Chris are joined by Timmy and Mabel, a homeless couple living under a bridge in Haverhill, Massachusetts.

Learn everything you ever wanted to know about homeless people like where they eat, sleep, defecate, and fornicate. BE WARNED… this episode is cruder than most.

Intro “King of the Road” by Roger Miller. Outro “Fancy” by The Geraldine Fibbers.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

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ZZZlist Radio – Episode 28: Climate Change with Bob Freeman and Big Tone

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 21, 2010 by Ro

Check out our newest episode, Climate Change with Bob Freeman and Big Tone.

Ro and Chris are joined by Bob Freeman and Big Tone.

We discuss climate change and spitting versus swallowing. Go to the Bob Freeman Board  to interact with Freeman and Big Tone.

Intro “Ice Ice Flippy” by Manila Ice. Outro “Johnny Johnny Johnny” by Shonen Knife.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

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Boner from “Growing Pains” Missing

Posted in Entertainment with tags , , , , , , on February 21, 2010 by Ro

Andrew Koenig, the actor who played Richard Stabone “Boner” in the family sit-com Growing Pains is missing, according to his family.

Koeing’s family claims that he has been suffering from depression and was last seen on February 9 in Vancouver, where he was visiting friends.

Koenig is the son of actor Walter Koenig who played Pavel Chekov in the original Star Trek series.

Kevin Smith Ejected From Flight for Being Too Fat

Posted in Entertainment with tags , , , , on February 13, 2010 by Ro

"Hey @SouthwestAir! Look how fat I am on your plane! Quick! Throw me off! "

Kevin Smith went on a twitter rampage today because he was removed from a Southwest Airlines flight for being too “fat”.

Here is a screenshot of what went down, but below I took the liberty of rearranging Kevin’s tweets so you can read them in order and without all of the @SouthwestAir mentions.

Dear Southwest Air,

I know I’m fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?

I flew out in one seat, but right after issuing me a standby ticket, Oakland Southwest attendant Suzanne (wouldn’t give last name) told me Captain Leysath deemed me a “safety risk”.  Again: I’m way fat… But I’m not THERE just yet.  But if I am, why wait til my bag is up, and I’m seated WITH ARM RESTS DOWN. In front of a packed plane with a bunch of folks who’d already I.d.ed me as “Silent Bob.”?

So, Southwest Air, go fuck yourself. I broke no regulation, offered no “safety risk” (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?). I was wrongly ejected from the flight (even Suzanne eventually agreed).  And fuck your apologetic $100 voucher, Southwest Air. Thank God I don’t embarrass easily (bless you, JERSEY GIRL training).  But I don’t sulk off either: so everyday, some new fuck-you Tweets for @SouthwestAir.

Wanna tell me I’m too wide for the sky?  Totally cool. But fair warning, folks: IF YOU LOOK LIKE ME, YOU MAY BE EJECTED FROM SOUTHWEST AIR.

You fucked with the wrong sedentary processed-foods eater!

I saw someone bigger than me on THAT flight! But I wasn’t about to throw a fellow Fatty under the plane as I’m being profiled. But he & I made eye contact, & he was like “Please don’t tell…”

I’m on another one of your planes, safely seated & buckled-in again, waiting to be dragged off in front of the normies.  And, hey? I didn’t even need a seat belt extender to buckle up. Somehow, that shit fit over my “safety concern”-creating gut.

This is my last Southwest flight. Hopefully by choice.

Look how fat I am on your plane! Quick! Throw me off!

Sometimes, the arm rests are up because THE PEOPLE SITTING THERE ALREADY PUT THEM UP; NOT BECAUSE THEY “CAN’T GO DOWN.”

The Southwest Air Diet. How it works: you’re publicly shamed into a slimmer figure. Crying the weight right off has never been easier!

Southwest Air quickly fired back via Twitter, making light of the issue and promising to sort things out with Smith.

ZZZlist Radio Episode 26 – Shirley Phelps-Roper

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 11, 2010 by Ro

Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 26 – Shirley Phelps-Roper.

In this episode, Ro and Chris are joined by Bob Freeman and Big Tone.

Together, we interview Shirley Phelps-Roper from the Westboro Baptist Church. We talk about the Phelps family, “God Hates Fags”, and why the world is doomed.

Intro “Hey Jews” by Westboro Baptist Church. Outro “50 Ways to Eat Your Baby” by Westboro Baptist Church.

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ZZZlist Radio Episode 25

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 7, 2010 by Ro

Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 25.

In this episode, Ro and Chris interview Ben Williams from IBelieveinNothing.com. We talk about the Phelps family from the Westboro Baptist Church, better known as the “God Hates Fags” people.

Intro “Beasts” by Fred Phelps. Outro “No Poker Face” by Westboro Baptist Church.

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