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Minnesota recount will go into June!

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, News, Politics, Uncategorized, War on April 25, 2009 by Otto

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The never-ending recount in Minnesota keeps on going and going… Per the Minneapolis Star Tribune, the Minnesota Supreme Court won’t begin hearing Norm Coleman’s (R) appeal until June 1.

Here is the timeline that the court’s five justices set:
— Coleman must file his brief in the case no later than next Thursday
— Al Franken has until May 11 to do this
— Coleman then has until May 15 to file a reply brief.
— and the justices will hear the appeal on June 1, at 10:00 am ET

NBC

Unbelievable. I would use the word hypocracy here, but Nacy Pelosi has sucked that word dry as of late.

I think Eric, in a comment on this NBC blog summed it up in a perfectly sophomoric way.

We have to wait until June 1 before we get to see the Minnesota Supreme Court give sore loser coleman a well deserved legal wedgie, that ought to bunch up coleman’s briefs huh? On June 1 they’ll hear sore loser coleman squeal because they won’t believe in his soiled briefs. Then when the Supreme Court gives it’s ruling we’ll see the sore loser’s supporters whine baby whine.

Hey and thanks to the repugnant ones who contributed to the sore loser’s illegal defense fund and who unwittingly ended up contributing to Senator Al Franken’s legal defense fund. Doesn’t get your briefs all knotted up? We who gets the last laugh laughs best! Ha Ha!

Seat Senator Al Franken Now!

You are a great writer Eric from Salinas, if you could just CAPITALIZE names.

Anyway, I feel that once the Minnesota Supreme Court decides Al won, the Democrats will sue Coleman for obstruction and it will be over. Watch. I am never wrong.

Sarah Palin Confesses to Abortion Thoughts

Posted in Actors. LOL., Announcements, Comedy, Deaths, Entertainment, Interviews, News, War on April 25, 2009 by Otto

Sarah Palin spoke to an adoring crowd at a right-to-life dinner in Indiana on Thursday night. Her talk, covered by some cable news networks, was more personal than political. She confessed for the first time that she had fleetingly thought of having an abortion when she learned that her son, Trig, would be born with Down syndrome.

She said that she was on a trip out of state when she received the result of the amniocentesis test. “I thought, No one knows me here…. no one would ever know.”

“Plus, I was old,” she continued. “And I thought, ‘Very funny, God. My name’s Sarah, but my husband’s not Abraham, he’s Todd.'” At 44, she said, she had a hard time imagining changing diapers again, not to mention “putting down the BlackBerry and picking up the breast pump.”

She also worried that she would not love the child enough. “Believe it or not, I didn’t even know what a baby with Down syndrome was going to look like or feel like … I had to ask that my heart be filled up” with feeling for her unborn son. But everything changed the moment he was born. “My heart overflowed. I felt a love I had never felt before. He’s brought amazing, surprising happiness; he’s the best thing that has ever happened to me.”

Palin also promoted Alaska in her speech. She pointed out, on the day after Federal income taxes were due, that “Alaska is the only state in the nation with a negative tax rate, no income tax, no state sales tax, no state property tax.” She said she wanted to keep it that way because “I believe our families and small business can spend the money they earn better than the government can.” She also noted, repeating–and joking about–one of her most famous lines of the campaign, “You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska.”

In her home state, Sarah Palin is having considerable trouble with the legislature. While she was speaking in Indiana, they rejected her pick for attorney general. Nine Republican lawmakers joined all of the legislature’s Democrats in a 35-23 vote against confirming Anchorage lawyer Wayne Anthony Ross to the state’s highest legal post. Ross was opposed by native groups and has been criticized for making offensive remarks about women and gays. Palin complained that his rejection was based on the “politics of personal destruction.”

At the right-to-life dinner, Palin, dressed all in black and looking thinner than she did during the fall campaign season, talked about her crazy year. Her son shipped off to Iraq, her daughter told her she was pregnant–and she ran for the vice-presidency. “I borrowed a few clothes and had a couple of sit-down interviews–oh, those went real well–and soon I felt the need to provide Tina Fey with some job security,” Palin said.

Would she do it again? “I have a feeling,” she declared, right after taking the podium, “that I will leave here with new energy and inspiration, and I will re-start my engine.”

Sarah Palin = Right to Choose

Levi: Court fight possible over son

Posted in Actors. LOL., Announcements, Comedy, Entertainment, Interviews, Politics, Uncategorized, War on April 23, 2009 by Otto
Larry, I wanted to name the kid Bababooey, not Tripp, Gotcha!

Larry, I wanted to name the kid Bababooey, not Tripp, Gotcha!

ANCHORAGE (AP) — The father of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s grandson said Wednesday he would be willing to go to court for custody of the child, but he hoped it wouldn’t come to that.

Levi Johnston said on CNN’s Larry King Live that he and 18-year-old Bristol Palin do not have a formal court agreement over visitation rights for their baby son, Tripp.

Bristol Palin, the governor’s oldest daughter, gave birth Dec. 27 and the unmarried teenage parents broke up soon after that. Johnston has claimed in several national TV interviews that Bristol has limited his access to the baby.

“I can go over there and see him,” Johnston said. “But it’s, now you know, it’s kind of an uncomfortable thing for me to go over there. You know, I want to be able to take him and that kind of thing, go do the father thing with him and I can’t.”

Johnston said he is not in a “big fight with the Palins.” He still likes the family and wants to work out an arrangment over Tripp, whom he said he hasn’t seen in a couple of weeks.

Obama Open to Prosecution of Officials Who Cleared Torture

Posted in Announcements, Interviews, News, Politics, Uncategorized, War on April 21, 2009 by Otto
Fine, Fine, I enjoy the Jonas Brothers!!!!

Fine, Fine, I enjoy the Jonas Brothers!!!!

President Obama left open the door Tuesday for charges to be brought against Bush administration lawyers who justified harsh interrogation techniques, though he continued to argue that CIA agents who used those tactics should not be prosecuted.

The president showed wiggle room on the issue as he faces calls from Democratic lawmakers and organizations like the American Civil Liberties Union to support such charges. Asked about the possibility of prosecution related to the interrogation program, the president deferred to Attorney General Eric Holder.

“With respect to those who formulate those legal decisions, I would say that that is going to be more of a decision for the attorney general within the parameters of various laws,” Obama said, as he finished an Oval Office meeting with visiting King Abdullah of Jordan. “And I don’t want to prejudge that. … There are a host of very complicated issues involved there.”

FOX!

Finnaly a flip flop we can believe in. Of course they should be prosecuted. I have a feeling AG Holder rode Obama’s ass on this one. He has been wanting to get his claws on Bush since his hand hit that Bible. BTW: Torture does not work. You throw someone into a wall, drown them, or cover them in spiders they will say whatever you want them to say. Not tell the truth.

Now watch this drive!

Are we going to war with Eritrea

Posted in Actors. LOL., Announcements, News, War with tags , , , , , , , on April 20, 2009 by Otto
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الالكترونيالبريد الالكتروني, Martha Vineyard Diet! البريد الالكتروني

US threatens Eritrea over support for al-Qaeda-linked terrorists

The US has warned Eritrea it risks American military action for its support for a Somalian terrorist group linked to a plot to attack President Barack Obama.

The Red Sea dictatorship has drawn the wrath of America by backing extremist Islamic groups in Somalia as part of a proxy war with Ethiopia, its former ruler.

It champions al-Shabaab, an al-Qaeda-linked group that American intelligence believes has trained a dozen of its own citizens to carry out attacks in the US

Telegraph.uk

Wow, I have heard of this country before. Robin Quivers of the Howard Stern Show has been raising money for them for years. I wonder if she is under investigation. How awesome would it be if she ended up being water boarded?

Chuck Norris for President of Texas

Posted in Actors. LOL., Announcements, Politics, War on April 19, 2009 by Otto

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Martial-arts master Chuck Norris has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger – he has volunteered to run as the state’s first president.

Norris, who played TV hardman Cordell Walker in hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has put himself up for the job of running the region after discussing the possibility of the state seceding from U.S. control during a rant on CNN.com’s political blog.

The actor, who is a staunch Republican, insists Texans want an independent state after being let down by the American government – and thinks he’d be the ideal candidate to lead the Lone Star state’s revolution.

He says, “I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

“Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we’d do if the going got rough in America.”

Here are some facts about Chuck Norris that make him to be qualified for the position.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Jindal is gonna get it from Limbaugh!

Posted in Actors. LOL., Interviews, News, Politics, War with tags , , , , , , on April 17, 2009 by Otto
I can still use an unflattering picture.

I can still use an unflattering picture.

Jindal to Cheney: Lay off Obama

Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-La.) suggested Thursday that former Vice President Dick Cheney should tone down his criticism of President Barack Obama.

Cheney has repeatedly criticized the president’s national security policy, saying recently on CNN’s “State of the Union” that Obama’s decisions “raise the risk to the American people of another attack.”

Asked to respond to Cheney’s remark during an interview ABC’s “Good Morning America,” Jindal said: “I don’t think we should question President Obama’s patriotism or his intentions.”

“I think Democrat or Republican, we should all agree that our current president, our former president would obviously want to do everything they could to keep us safe,” he said. “Let’s give the new administration a chance. Let’s not question their intentions. Let’s have a real debate on their policies.”

The Republican governor praised Obama for “showing more flexibility when it comes to Iraq than maybe some of the campaign rhetoric suggested.”

“I am, quite honestly, pleasantly surprised,” he said. “That’s the kind of pragmatism, listening to the commanders on the ground, I think is very important.”

POLITICO

Bobby, you dick! What did you get some advisers? Asshole. That was an excellent move politically. I can’t even spin this story to make you look like a buffoon! Dirty pool Bobby, dirty pool.

Sarah Palin: Levi/Bristol Would Shack Up “Over My Dead Body”

Posted in Actors. LOL., Deaths, Entertainment, Interviews, News, Politics, War with tags , , , , , , , , on April 13, 2009 by Otto

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It is clear at this point that there is absolutely no love lost between Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston. To recap: After he appeared on the “Tyra Banks” show to talk about his sex life with her daughter Bristol, Palin hit back hard by saying, “We’re disappointed that Johnston and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship.”

Then Johnston appeared on CBS, claiming that he was treated like an outcast by the Palins after the election, going so far as to call the family “snobby,” which surely did not go over too well in Wasilla. And while Johnston claims that he was living with the Palins for a time, the family denies that he did. Johnston’s family, for their part, have backed him up and accused the Palins of lying.

Lest one think the issue has been put to rest, Sarah Palin was asked at a press conference Friday about Johnston’s claim that he resided with the family before Bristol Palin gave birth to their child.

Palin’s response:

I know the truth about my family. I know details about whether Levi Johnston was allowed to live with my teenage daughter or not. By the way, it would be over my dead body that a kid would live with my teenage daughter.

Faux News: Rove Calls Biden ‘Liar’

Posted in Actors. LOL., Comedy, Interviews, News, Politics, Uncategorized, War with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 12, 2009 by Otto

Did I do that?

Did I do that?


Republican strategist Karl Rove called Vice President Biden a “liar” on Thursday, dramatically escalating a feud between Biden and aides to former President George W. Bush over Biden’s claims to have rebuked Bush in private meetings.

“I hate to say this, but he’s a serial exaggerator,” Rove told FOX News. “If I was being unkind I would say liar. But it is a habit he ought to drop.”

Rove added: “You should not exaggerate and lie like this when you are the Vice President of the United States.”

FAUX

Biden is a lot of things. A liar is not one sir. I would make a pot and kettle joke, but he kettle is not black. Not that there is anything wrong with black kettles. But the Pot is dead black. Karl Rove calling anyone a liar is like.. (INSERT JOKE]

Obama: No ASU Degree, Blonde Retard: Graduate!

Posted in Announcements, Comedy, Deaths, Politics, War with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 10, 2009 by Otto


TEMPE, ARIZONA – Universities typically confer an honorary degree on commencement speakers, particularly those who have reached the pinnacle of their career or achieved the top of their field. Arizona State University (ASU), though, says it will not confer an honorary degree on this year’s commencement speaker, President Barack Obama, because “his body of work is yet to come.”

Huff

This is fucking bullshit. ASU is a joke of a school anyway. I hope he makes a joke regarding the Special Olympics, and how retarded it is that he has a Harvard Diploma, but not one from ASU.