First the good news: someone in my death pool has died. The bad news: it was Amy Winehouse. The really bad news: Zsa Zsa Gabor is still alive.
Sultry singer Amy Winehouse was found dead today in her London flat. According to the coroner, she died from “unknown causes” (Drug overdose, *cough cough*).
Winehouse is now officially a card-carrying member of the “Forever 27 Club,” joining the ranks of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Brian Jones, Jim Morrison, and Robert Johnson.
Her autopsy is pending. RIP Amy!