Singer Amy Winehouse Found Dead at the age of 27

First the good news: someone in my death pool has died. The bad news: it was Amy Winehouse. The really bad news:  Zsa Zsa Gabor is still alive.

Sultry singer Amy Winehouse was found dead today in her London flat. According to the coroner, she died from “unknown causes” (Drug overdose, *cough cough*).

Winehouse is now officially a card-carrying member of the “Forever 27 Club,” joining the ranks of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Brian Jones, Jim Morrison, and Robert Johnson.

Her autopsy is pending. RIP Amy!

Amy Winehouse Raps

Singer and natural disaster Amy Winehouse got together with fellow vocalist Zalon to prove that not only can she sing, but she can screech and rap as well.

“I never knew… I never knew that I, well, I know I’m a Jew… Well, a Jewmaican anyway. If you can smoke bacon, then I reckon that I never knew Zalon was so good at drums. It kind of makes me feel more dumb.”

You’re not alone, Amy. I feel dumb after typing that.