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Bullet hits Lou Dobbs’ NJ home with wife nearby

Posted in Actors. LOL., Crime, Entertainment, Politics, Weird with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 30, 2009 by Otto

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AP: WANTAGE, N.J. – Police in New Jersey are trying to determine who fired a bullet that struck CNN commentator Lou Dobbs’ home as his wife stood nearby. State police Sgt. Stephen Jones says Dobbs’ wife and driver were outside the home Oct. 5 when they heard the gunshot. Jones says the bullet didn’t penetrate the siding and fell to the ground outside.

Dobbs mentioned the bullet earlier this week on CNN and his radio show.

Dobbs says he had been receiving threatening phone calls for weeks. On his radio show, he connected the gunshot to his advocacy for a crackdown on illegal immigration and to his opponents’ rhetoric.

The home is on a farm in Wantage, about 50 miles northwest of New York City.

It is small-game hunting season, but no hunters were seen in the area.

I have a feeling he will blame it on illegal immigrants.

Chuck Norris wants you to desecrate an American Flag

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 24, 2009 by Otto

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Chuck Norris posted some crazy shit on Townhall:

He said a bunch of dumb shit, but this is the best paragraph.

Of course, patriots know that the 50-star flag truly represents one nation under God and our Founders’ republic, but modernists simply don’t get it. So what do you say we make a statement by flying a different flag and educate our neighbors when they ask us, “Why are you flying that flag instead of the contemporary Stars and Stripes?” (If you insist on posting a modern USA flag, too, then get one that is tea-stained to show your solidarity with our Founders.)

ZZZlist Radio Episode 14

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, News, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 4, 2009 by Ro

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Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 14.

Discussion includes Birthers, Orly Taitz, Mark Wahlberg, and MC Hammer’s cousin Marv. We actually listen to some fan messages left to Marv on his voicemail.

Intro song “Hit It and Quit It” by Funkadellic. Outro “Supertheory of Supereverything” by Gogol Bordello.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

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Birther FAIL, ORLY? Yeah Orly.

Posted in Comedy, News, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 3, 2009 by Otto

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WND reported:

WASHINGTON – California attorney Orly Taitz, who has filed a number of lawsuits demanding proof of Barack Obama’s eligibility to serve as president, has released a copy of what purports to be a Kenyan certification of birth and has filed a new motion in U.S. District Court for its authentication.

Here is said “Birth Certificate:”

Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate?

Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate?

A rational member Of Daily Kos, a left leaning site found some pretty damning irregularities in this document.

By now, everyone has seen the WND photos of the “Kenyan birth certificate” that Oily Tits is trying to pass off as genuine.

It’s a fake. Because:

1. Says “Republic of Kenya” but is dated February 1964. Kenya did not become a republic until 12 December 1964. Ooops.

2. The document is dated 5 August 1964 — a Saturday. From what I can find, Kenyan guvmint offices close early on Friday and are closed on Saturdays. Oooops.

3. And did you notice the document file number at the top of the page? 47,044. Obama is 47 years old and is the 44th president.

4. Check out the name on the certificate, Signature of Registrar: E. F. Lavender. E. F. Lavender is a common soap in Kenya. Heh, heh.

5. This piece of paper certainly looks nice and new to be 45 years old — unless the Kenyans were using acid-free paper back in 1964. Heh, heh.

6. Finally, Officials of Coast Province General Hospital reported: “We do not have computerized records going back to the 1960’s and can only sort through our archives by hand,” Dr. Christopher Mwanga, an administrator at the Mombasa hospital tells GLOBE. “We have searched for all the names of babies born on Aug. 4, 1961, and have not found the name of Barack Hussein Obama. That is all I can tell you.”

Here is the source for that last quote:
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