Archive for Celebrities Who Shouldn’t Be Wealthy

Yep, Jay Leno Sucks.

Posted in Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , , , on September 15, 2009 by Ro

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Last night, L’enfant terrible Kanye West appeared on NBC’s Jay Leno Show as the musical guest, but in light of his public tantrum, he agreed to sit down with Jay for a few questions.

Of course, Leno tossed him some softballs. And Kanye came off looking  like the self-pitying crybaby man-child he is. When asked how things were going, Kanye said:

“Yeah, it’s been extremely difficult, just dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took anything away, you know, from a talented artist or from anyone, because I only wanted to help people.”

What a sweetheart. He only wants to help people. Great guy he is. And the question “What would your mother think?” appeared to be a pre-arranged set-up by Leno for Kanye to blame his behavior on the death of his mother.

Check out the video here:

Some questions Jay forgot to ask:

  • Did you really think that Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) was the best video of all time?
  • Follow-up to above question, assuming Kanye answers “yes”: Are you retarded?
  • Have you ever considered putting a nipple on your bottle of Henny so you don’t spill? Or use a sippy cup?
  • Do you like fishsticks?

Anyhow Kanye is going to take some time off. Hopefully he will use this time to mature and learn to sing so he doesn’t have to use auto-tune on his next album.

 

Is Jessica Alba Retarded?

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment with tags , , , , , , , on June 9, 2009 by Ro

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Seriously, is Jessica Alba retarded, or just another actor with a God-complex?

While filming a movie last week in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma last week, actress Jessica Alba ran around town with blogger and shark conservationist White Mike plastering posters of great white sharks around the city, including on a billboard for the non-profit organization United Way. She did this to help bring attention to the dwindling great white shark population off of the coast of Oklahoma. What? Oklahoma is not on the coast? Well never mind, then. 

Poor White Mike made the mistake of posting photos on his blog. He took them down shortly thereafter, but not before a blogger from the Oklahoma based blog thelostogle.com saved them and posted the incriminating photos on their website. 

From Twitter… White Mike’s twat:

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This incident has proven to be mose embarassing for poor Jessica, who issued the following statement, according to TMZ:

“I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.”

So as you can see, this is all White Mike’s fault. On behalf of Jessica Alba and all of Oklahoma City… Fuck you, White Mike.

Actors. LOL.

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , on April 10, 2009 by Ro

QTV interviews mediocre bluegrass band “The Boxmasters”, whose drummer/singer happens to be actor Billy Bob Thornton. Hilarity ensues when Billy Bob’s ginormous ego gets bruised and he goes all “Joaquin” on the host.

Kanye Promises to Keep His Ego On a Leash

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, Music with tags , , , on April 9, 2009 by Ro

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After a scathing episode of South Park in which singer Kanye West was portrayed as a narcissistic egocentric prima donna, Kanye has finally seen the light and has promised to curb his massive ego.

From the blog of Kanye West

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A few pointers to get him started…

– Nothing screams “LOOK AT ME”  like powder blue font. Next time, try a nice off-white.
CAPS LOCK IS FOR ATTENTION WHORES. LOSE IT.
What was the point of underlining random sentences? Not sure what he was going for here, but it can’t be good.

Tommy Lee’s Pilot Flunked Field Sobriety Test

Posted in Entertainment with tags , on February 2, 2009 by Ro
David Martz and Tommy Lee. Photo courtesy of TMZ.

David Martz and Tommy Lee. Photo courtesy of TMZ.

I don’t know which is more unbelievable… the fact that Tommy Lee’s helicopter pilot David Martz failed a field sobriety test after his chopper (with Tommy Lee in the passenger seat) cut under an LAPD helicopter responding to a fire, or the fact that Tommy Lee made enough money with Motley Crue to afford a helicopter and a pilot. Either way, fuck him. Here is the article from TMZ.