Archive for Celebrity Meltdown

Yep, Jay Leno Sucks.

Posted in Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , , , on September 15, 2009 by Ro

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Last night, L’enfant terrible Kanye West appeared on NBC’s Jay Leno Show as the musical guest, but in light of his public tantrum, he agreed to sit down with Jay for a few questions.

Of course, Leno tossed him some softballs. And Kanye came off looking  like the self-pitying crybaby man-child he is. When asked how things were going, Kanye said:

“Yeah, it’s been extremely difficult, just dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took anything away, you know, from a talented artist or from anyone, because I only wanted to help people.”

What a sweetheart. He only wants to help people. Great guy he is. And the question “What would your mother think?” appeared to be a pre-arranged set-up by Leno for Kanye to blame his behavior on the death of his mother.

Check out the video here:

Some questions Jay forgot to ask:

  • Did you really think that Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) was the best video of all time?
  • Follow-up to above question, assuming Kanye answers “yes”: Are you retarded?
  • Have you ever considered putting a nipple on your bottle of Henny so you don’t spill? Or use a sippy cup?
  • Do you like fishsticks?

Anyhow Kanye is going to take some time off. Hopefully he will use this time to mature and learn to sing so he doesn’t have to use auto-tune on his next album.

 

Kanye Apologizes to Taylor Swift… Twice!

Posted in Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , , , on September 14, 2009 by Ro

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Last night, Kanye posted an apology to Taylor Swift on his blog, Kanye Universe City,  which was promptly removed (perhaps until he could sober up). But MTV was able to capture and post a screenshot before the evidence was tampered with:

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This morning, Kanye’s site was down for “maintenence”. Now the site is back up and a new apology has been issued:

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But will his fans be forgiving? Fellow rappers, producers, wrestlers, everyone seems to have an opinion on his antics and none of them are positive. I can’t decide which is worse… bullying an 18 year-old girl or releasing an album with auto-tuned vocals. He’s done both. Double whammy.

ZZZlist Radio Episode 16

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 17, 2009 by Ro

Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 16.

In this episode, we are joined by Bob Freeman. Topics include MC Hammer’s cousin Big Marv, Kirstie Alley, Ice T and Coco, and Squeaky Fromme.

Pre-Intro “Free Bigg Marv” by Bob Freeman and Big Tone. Intro Song “A Love Supreme” by John Coltrane. Outro “Preaching the Blues” by The Gun Club.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

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ZZZlist Radio Special… Bob Freeman’s 30th Birthday!

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 15, 2009 by Ro

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Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Special… Bob Freeman’s 30th Birthday!

Ro Hurley and Chris Otto call Bob Freeman and his crew during Freeman’s 30th birthday bash in Los Angeles.

Intro song “Lost” by the Minutemen. Outro “Taking Retards to the Zoo” by The Dead Milkmen.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley. Be sure to vote for us on Podcast Alley. No registration is required!

Is Jessica Alba Retarded?

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment with tags , , , , , , , on June 9, 2009 by Ro

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Seriously, is Jessica Alba retarded, or just another actor with a God-complex?

While filming a movie last week in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma last week, actress Jessica Alba ran around town with blogger and shark conservationist White Mike plastering posters of great white sharks around the city, including on a billboard for the non-profit organization United Way. She did this to help bring attention to the dwindling great white shark population off of the coast of Oklahoma. What? Oklahoma is not on the coast? Well never mind, then. 

Poor White Mike made the mistake of posting photos on his blog. He took them down shortly thereafter, but not before a blogger from the Oklahoma based blog thelostogle.com saved them and posted the incriminating photos on their website. 

From Twitter… White Mike’s twat:

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This incident has proven to be mose embarassing for poor Jessica, who issued the following statement, according to TMZ:

“I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.”

So as you can see, this is all White Mike’s fault. On behalf of Jessica Alba and all of Oklahoma City… Fuck you, White Mike.

Actors. LOL.

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , on April 10, 2009 by Ro

QTV interviews mediocre bluegrass band “The Boxmasters”, whose drummer/singer happens to be actor Billy Bob Thornton. Hilarity ensues when Billy Bob’s ginormous ego gets bruised and he goes all “Joaquin” on the host.

Farrah’s Cancer Worsens. Redmond…You Aren’t Helping, Son.

Posted in Entertainment, News with tags , , , , , , , on April 7, 2009 by Ro

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The Associated Press has reported that 70’s actress Farrah Fawcett ‘s anal cancer has spread to her liver

Farrah Fawcett is being treated for anal cancer that has spread to her liver and has been hospitalized for a complication from a routine treatment, a producer who worked with the actress and her doctor said Monday.”

redmond-onealMeanwhile, Redmond O’Neal, Farrah’s son with actor Ryan O’Neal, was arrested on Sunday for bringing drugs into a Los Angeles jail facility.

 

“A deputy at a jail in Castaic, north of Los Angeles, was doing a security sweep of the jail’s parking lot when he stopped the 24-year-old, who acknowledged he was carrying drugs and was apparently at the jail giving a ride to a friend, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Steve Whitmore said.”

Last year, Redmond was arrested with daddy Ryan for drug posession as well.

Like the Phoenix from the Flames. Or “into” the Flames. Whatever.

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, Music with tags , , on March 12, 2009 by Ro

Gangsta Rapper Joaquin Phoenix jumped off of the stage and attacked a heckler in a Miami club last night because the dude made fun of his rap.

I have no idea why anyone bothered to bleep out the bad words because I couldn’t understand a fucking word Joaquin Phoenix was saying. But according to the AP, the following is what went down:

Phoenix came out on stage before 2 a.m., smoking a cigarette and wearing a disheveled dark suit, sneakers and his scraggly long hair and beard.

He began rapping to a beat played by the DJ and nodding to the music, although most of the lyrics were unintelligible. Then he responded to someone who appeared to be heckling him in the audience near the stage.

“We have a (double-expletive) in the audience,” he said before jumping into the crowd. It was not immediately clear whether the two men exchanged any blows.

“I saw the guy screaming at Joaquin, and Joaquin just came down,” said Jorge Lledo, 30, of Miami Beach.

Security guards swarmed the scene and dragged Phoenix away.

Even more shocking was the fact that the MC was impersonating Flava Flav from almost 20 years ago by saying, “Yo… Make some noizzzze for Joaquin BABAAAYYYY!!!”.

Joaquin… I’m Sorry You Couldn’t Be Here Tonight

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment with tags , , on February 12, 2009 by Ro

Sometimes I kinda feel bad for Joaquin Phoenix… he seems to have lost his mind. But then I remember that I don’t really give a shit and it makes me not feel so bad. Damn that Letterman is a funny motherfucker.