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Heidi Montag Poses for Playboy, snubs Jesus. (PICS)

Posted in Actors. LOL. with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 9, 2009 by Otto
I <3 Jebus! RaWR!

Heidi Montag is insane. This is fact, and not debatable. She is also famous for some unknown reason. Heidi was a star in a MTV show called The Hills. I have no idea what the show is about, but I know MTV is that channel that used to show Music Videos back in the 80’s and 90’s. Heidi also released a pop alum that I did not listen to, but I can assure you sucks out loud, is over produced, and has at least one song that uses heavy auto-tune. Heidi is retarded. Heidi also supported John McCain in the 2008 presidential election. John McCain even went so far as to call Heidi a “Talented Actress.” The thing that makes Heidi Stand out is the fact that she and her equally retarded husband Spencer Pratt think 9/11 was an inside job.

Heidi came to my attention on Twitter. I noticed an attractive blonde woman posting a link to Alex Jones’ “The Obama Deception”. I clicked on her avatar, and was taken to her twitter page. She had many intelligent posts about her hair, nails, and love of Jesus. She commonly tweets bible passages.

Well imagine my shock and awe when I heard this zealot decided to pose for Satans favorite periodical Playboy Magazine. Here are the pics, and some Bible passages describing how and why she is going to hell.


“If I have made an agreement with my eyes, and entertained any thoughts against a maiden…for that would be heinous, a crime to be condemned.” – Job 31:1,11


“For all that is in the world, sensual lust, enticement for the eyes, and a pretentious life, is not from the Father but is from the world.” – 1 John 2:16


“Lust not in your heart after her beauty, let her not captivate you with her glance! For the price of a loose woman…is a trap for your precious life. Can a man take fire into his chest, and his garments not be burned?” – Proverbs 6:25-27


“ But you were captivated by your own beauty, you used your renown to make yourself a harlot, and you lavished your harlotry on every passer-by, whose own you became.” – Ezekial 16:15

Lady Gaga Topless In V Magazine

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, Mug Shots with tags , , , , , on July 6, 2009 by Otto
Hai i i am 23 yr old cougAr! RAWR!!

Hai i i am 23 yr old cougAr! RAWR!!

Pop sensation Lady Gaga goes topless, wearing only a space orbit hat, in the new issue of V magazine

Gaga, nee Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, is know for her outrageous costumes. She wore the same space orbit hat when she appeared on “Ellen.”

She also sucks very badly and her songs make me want to stick a pencil in my ear to relieve the swelling.



Bar Refaeli Naked (VIDEO)

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 3, 2009 by Otto
Leo: I'm out of the news, can you help me out????  Bar: ט,ת,תּst ט,ת,תּ  ד,דּk ק,כּ g ג

Leo: I'm out of the news, can you help me out. Bar: ט,ת,תּst ט,ת,תּ ד,דּk ק,כּ g ג

Bar Refaeli (Hebrew: בר רפאלי‎, born June 4, 1985) is an Israeli model, known for her modeling work and for her relationship with American actor Leonardo DiCaprio. She is the cover model of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Michael Jackson Dies

Posted in Actors. LOL., Announcements, Comedy, Deaths, Entertainment, News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2009 by Otto

Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him.

Michael is survived by three children (and a few that survived him, if you catch what I am saying.): Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.

Jackson had 13 number one hits during his solo career.

Goodnight creepy man.

Rihanna Nude Cellphone Pics Leaked

Posted in Actors. LOL., Comedy, Entertainment, Mug Shots with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 22, 2009 by Otto

NSFW (best one)

And here is Chris Brown with panties on his head.