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Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN. Now must insult Mexicans from his lawn.

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , on November 11, 2009 by Otto
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Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

AP: NEW YORK – Longtime CNN host Lou Dobbs shocked his viewers Wednesday by announcing that he would be leaving the network effective immediately.

He said CNN had allowed him to be released from his contract early and that he was considering a number of options for the next stage in his career.

CNN’s average prime-time audience was third behind Fox and MSNBC during October, and it was even eclipsed by sister network HLN among younger viewers, according to the Nielsen Co.

Good riddance you xenophobic, old coot. I wonder if the fact that so many groups have called for his firing had anything to do with CNN releasing him from his contract so easily. Dobbs jumped the shark when he started his rantings of illegal aliens coming across the border to pillage and plunder. Dobbs hit the wall when he supported the “birther” conspiracy, claiming Obama was born in Kenya. In other words, Fox News will most likely be making him an offer he can’t refuse.

I believe Media Matters has said it best.

“For too long, CNN provided Lou Dobbs with its stamp of approval as he pursued a dangerous, one-sided and all too often false conspiracy tinged crusade against immigrants,” said Eric Burns, president of Media Matters. “This is a happy day for all those who care about this nation of immigrants and believe in the power of media to elevate the political discourse.”

For a history of the evil old man that is Lou Dobbs, here is Media Matters again, with their collection of his hate speech, lies, slander, and just plain crazy ramblings.

Fox President Roger Ailes’ History Of Race-Baiting

Posted in News, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 31, 2009 by Otto

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From the Willie Horton Ad, to Glen Beck calling Obama a racist, Fox President Roger Ailes has a long history of race baiting. Thanks to MediaMatters for this video, and for watching Fox, so we don’t have to.

Chuck Norris wants you to desecrate an American Flag

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 24, 2009 by Otto

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Chuck Norris posted some crazy shit on Townhall:

He said a bunch of dumb shit, but this is the best paragraph.

Of course, patriots know that the 50-star flag truly represents one nation under God and our Founders’ republic, but modernists simply don’t get it. So what do you say we make a statement by flying a different flag and educate our neighbors when they ask us, “Why are you flying that flag instead of the contemporary Stars and Stripes?” (If you insist on posting a modern USA flag, too, then get one that is tea-stained to show your solidarity with our Founders.)

Birther FAIL, ORLY? Yeah Orly.

Posted in Comedy, News, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 3, 2009 by Otto

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WND reported:

WASHINGTON – California attorney Orly Taitz, who has filed a number of lawsuits demanding proof of Barack Obama’s eligibility to serve as president, has released a copy of what purports to be a Kenyan certification of birth and has filed a new motion in U.S. District Court for its authentication.

Here is said “Birth Certificate:”

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Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate?

A rational member Of Daily Kos, a left leaning site found some pretty damning irregularities in this document.

By now, everyone has seen the WND photos of the “Kenyan birth certificate” that Oily Tits is trying to pass off as genuine.

It’s a fake. Because:

1. Says “Republic of Kenya” but is dated February 1964. Kenya did not become a republic until 12 December 1964. Ooops.

2. The document is dated 5 August 1964 — a Saturday. From what I can find, Kenyan guvmint offices close early on Friday and are closed on Saturdays. Oooops.

3. And did you notice the document file number at the top of the page? 47,044. Obama is 47 years old and is the 44th president.

4. Check out the name on the certificate, Signature of Registrar: E. F. Lavender. E. F. Lavender is a common soap in Kenya. Heh, heh.

5. This piece of paper certainly looks nice and new to be 45 years old — unless the Kenyans were using acid-free paper back in 1964. Heh, heh.

6. Finally, Officials of Coast Province General Hospital reported: “We do not have computerized records going back to the 1960’s and can only sort through our archives by hand,” Dr. Christopher Mwanga, an administrator at the Mombasa hospital tells GLOBE. “We have searched for all the names of babies born on Aug. 4, 1961, and have not found the name of Barack Hussein Obama. That is all I can tell you.”

Here is the source for that last quote:
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“It’s hard to talk when you’re teabagging,”

Posted in Comedy, News, Politics, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on April 16, 2009 by Otto

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For CNN, MSNBC and other media outlets, it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to use the word “teabagging” in a sentence.

Teabagging, for those who don’t live in a frat house, refers to a sexual act involving part of the male genitalia and a second person’s face or mouth.

So when the anti-tax “tea party” protests were held Wednesday across the country, cable anchors and guests — who for weeks had all but ignored the story — covered the protests by cracking a litany of barely concealed sexual references.

CNN anchor Anderson Cooper interspersed “teabagging” references with analyst David Gergen’s more staid commentary on how Republicans are still “searching for their voice.”

“It’s hard to talk when you’re teabagging,” Cooper explained. Gergen laughed, but Cooper kept a straight face.

MSNBC’s David Shuster weaved a tapestry of “Animal House” humor Monday as he filled in for Countdown host Keith Olbermann.

The protests, he explained, amount to “Teabagging day for the right wing and they are going nuts for it.”

He described the parties as simultaneously “full-throated” and “toothless,” and continued: “They want to give President Obama a strong tongue-lashing and lick government spending.” Shuster also noted how the protesters “whipped out” the demonstrations this past weekend.

Of course this is from article is from Faux News because of the false outrage.

This guy is even funnier.

Thanks to http://alphainventions.com/