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Nicolas Cage’s father has died at 75.

Posted in Actors. LOL., Deaths with tags , , , , , on October 30, 2009 by Otto

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AP — Nicolas Cage’s father, literature professor August Coppola, has died. He was 75.

Coppola is the brother of filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola, and he taught literature and served as dean of creative arts at San Francisco State University.

Cage spokeswoman Annett Wolf said August Coppola died Tuesday after a heart attack.

Besides Cage, Coppola is survived by sons Christopher and Marc and six grandchildren.

No comment yet from Nic Cage nor his hair.

Go See “Black Dynamite”!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted in Movies with tags , , , , , on October 16, 2009 by Ro

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1970’s Blaxploitation spoof Black Dynamite opened today in select markets. I saw this flick at Sundance and it was incredible!

Black Dynamite stars Michael Jai White and was directed by a friend of ZZZlist, Scott Sanders.

LA people… show your ticket stub and fork over $5.00 to get into the official release party tonight in Chinatown. Details below:

FiRECRACKER – OFFICIAL BLACK DYNAMITE RELEASE PARTY!
Host: Firecracker!
Date/Time: Friday, October 16, 2009 9:30pm to 2:00am
Location: Grand Star – Chinatown
Street: 943 N. BROADWAY (@ COLLEGE)
City/Town: Chinatown, CA

With Very Special Guests:

– SCOTT SANDERS aka DJ Suckapunch (Writer/Director)
– ADRIAN YOUNGE (Editor/Composer)

http://www.blackdynamite.com

Yep, Jay Leno Sucks.

Posted in Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , , , on September 15, 2009 by Ro

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Last night, L’enfant terrible Kanye West appeared on NBC’s Jay Leno Show as the musical guest, but in light of his public tantrum, he agreed to sit down with Jay for a few questions.

Of course, Leno tossed him some softballs. And Kanye came off looking  like the self-pitying crybaby man-child he is. When asked how things were going, Kanye said:

“Yeah, it’s been extremely difficult, just dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took anything away, you know, from a talented artist or from anyone, because I only wanted to help people.”

What a sweetheart. He only wants to help people. Great guy he is. And the question “What would your mother think?” appeared to be a pre-arranged set-up by Leno for Kanye to blame his behavior on the death of his mother.

Check out the video here:

Some questions Jay forgot to ask:

  • Did you really think that Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) was the best video of all time?
  • Follow-up to above question, assuming Kanye answers “yes”: Are you retarded?
  • Have you ever considered putting a nipple on your bottle of Henny so you don’t spill? Or use a sippy cup?
  • Do you like fishsticks?

Anyhow Kanye is going to take some time off. Hopefully he will use this time to mature and learn to sing so he doesn’t have to use auto-tune on his next album.

 

Merriman fails at killing Tilla Tequilla

Posted in Actors. LOL., Crime with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 8, 2009 by Otto

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Tila Tequila is probably the most annoying person on the internet. She came to fame by having the most MySpace friends of anyone. Of course this was after everyone fled MySpace, and headed to Facebook.

Her next brush with fame came from some stupid reality show I have no intention of looking up the name of. I am quite sure it is some vapid “reality” show where people try to find love while being filmed 24/7.

Hot on these two astounding feats of celebrity, she took her vapid nonsense to Twiter. She is known to post 5 twitter postings a minute. Her posts resemble what a broken down stripper on meth would like to share with the 14 year old girls that pollute that garbage heap of a social networking site.

Finally, someone has decided to take this problem into his own hands, literally. San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of choking and restraining Tila.

Kudos Shawne, you are gods soldier.

Remember, if at first you don’t succeed, just run over her in your SUV.

ZZZlist Radio Episode 16

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 17, 2009 by Ro

Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 16.

In this episode, we are joined by Bob Freeman. Topics include MC Hammer’s cousin Big Marv, Kirstie Alley, Ice T and Coco, and Squeaky Fromme.

Pre-Intro “Free Bigg Marv” by Bob Freeman and Big Tone. Intro Song “A Love Supreme” by John Coltrane. Outro “Preaching the Blues” by The Gun Club.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

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ZZZlist Radio Episode 15

Posted in Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 11, 2009 by Ro

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Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 15.

In this episode, we discuss Twitter, Heidi Montag, American Idol, Squeaky Fromme, and other stuff. In the second half of the show we have a debate about Charles Manson.

Intro song “Mechanical Man” by Charles Manson. Outro “Home is Where You’re Happy” by Charles Manson.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

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Heidi Montag Poses for Playboy, snubs Jesus. (PICS)

Posted in Actors. LOL. with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 9, 2009 by Otto
I <3 Jebus! RaWR!

Heidi Montag is insane. This is fact, and not debatable. She is also famous for some unknown reason. Heidi was a star in a MTV show called The Hills. I have no idea what the show is about, but I know MTV is that channel that used to show Music Videos back in the 80’s and 90’s. Heidi also released a pop alum that I did not listen to, but I can assure you sucks out loud, is over produced, and has at least one song that uses heavy auto-tune. Heidi is retarded. Heidi also supported John McCain in the 2008 presidential election. John McCain even went so far as to call Heidi a “Talented Actress.” The thing that makes Heidi Stand out is the fact that she and her equally retarded husband Spencer Pratt think 9/11 was an inside job.

Heidi came to my attention on Twitter. I noticed an attractive blonde woman posting a link to Alex Jones’ “The Obama Deception”. I clicked on her avatar, and was taken to her twitter page. She had many intelligent posts about her hair, nails, and love of Jesus. She commonly tweets bible passages.

Well imagine my shock and awe when I heard this zealot decided to pose for Satans favorite periodical Playboy Magazine. Here are the pics, and some Bible passages describing how and why she is going to hell.

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“If I have made an agreement with my eyes, and entertained any thoughts against a maiden…for that would be heinous, a crime to be condemned.” – Job 31:1,11

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“For all that is in the world, sensual lust, enticement for the eyes, and a pretentious life, is not from the Father but is from the world.” – 1 John 2:16

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“Lust not in your heart after her beauty, let her not captivate you with her glance! For the price of a loose woman…is a trap for your precious life. Can a man take fire into his chest, and his garments not be burned?” – Proverbs 6:25-27

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“ But you were captivated by your own beauty, you used your renown to make yourself a harlot, and you lavished your harlotry on every passer-by, whose own you became.” – Ezekial 16:15

ZZZlist Radio Episode 14

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, News, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 4, 2009 by Ro

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Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 14.

Discussion includes Birthers, Orly Taitz, Mark Wahlberg, and MC Hammer’s cousin Marv. We actually listen to some fan messages left to Marv on his voicemail.

Intro song “Hit It and Quit It” by Funkadellic. Outro “Supertheory of Supereverything” by Gogol Bordello.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

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Lady Gaga Topless In V Magazine

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, Mug Shots with tags , , , , , on July 6, 2009 by Otto
Hai i i am 23 yr old cougAr! RAWR!!

Hai i i am 23 yr old cougAr! RAWR!!

Pop sensation Lady Gaga goes topless, wearing only a space orbit hat, in the new issue of V magazine

Gaga, nee Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, is know for her outrageous costumes. She wore the same space orbit hat when she appeared on “Ellen.”

She also sucks very badly and her songs make me want to stick a pencil in my ear to relieve the swelling.

VIEW PICTURE HERE NSFW!

PLEASE COMMENT IF PICTURE DOES NOT WORK SO IT CAN BE UPDATED.

Bar Refaeli Naked (VIDEO)

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 3, 2009 by Otto
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Bar Refaeli (Hebrew: בר רפאלי‎, born June 4, 1985) is an Israeli model, known for her modeling work and for her relationship with American actor Leonardo DiCaprio. She is the cover model of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.