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Yep, Jay Leno Sucks.

Posted in Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , , , on September 15, 2009 by Ro

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Last night, L’enfant terrible Kanye West appeared on NBC’s Jay Leno Show as the musical guest, but in light of his public tantrum, he agreed to sit down with Jay for a few questions.

Of course, Leno tossed him some softballs. And Kanye came off looking  like the self-pitying crybaby man-child he is. When asked how things were going, Kanye said:

“Yeah, it’s been extremely difficult, just dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took anything away, you know, from a talented artist or from anyone, because I only wanted to help people.”

What a sweetheart. He only wants to help people. Great guy he is. And the question “What would your mother think?” appeared to be a pre-arranged set-up by Leno for Kanye to blame his behavior on the death of his mother.

Check out the video here:

Some questions Jay forgot to ask:

  • Did you really think that Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) was the best video of all time?
  • Follow-up to above question, assuming Kanye answers “yes”: Are you retarded?
  • Have you ever considered putting a nipple on your bottle of Henny so you don’t spill? Or use a sippy cup?
  • Do you like fishsticks?

Anyhow Kanye is going to take some time off. Hopefully he will use this time to mature and learn to sing so he doesn’t have to use auto-tune on his next album.