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Jesus Hates Heidi Montag

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , on August 24, 2009 by Ro

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Heidi Montag is known for her role in MTV’s reality show The Hills and her recent non-nude photo session in Playboy magazine. I haven’t seen The Hills or the new Playboy, but I follow Heidi on Twitter so I’ve seen enough of her “Pizza, yummy!” and “I ❤ Jesus” twats to know that she’s a complete idiot.

Now she wants to be Britney Spears. Last night she performed at the Miss Universe pageant and her performance was a complete mess. Nothing compliments a shitty song better than shitty dancing and shitty lip-synching.  Burn in hell, Heidi. And take Spencer with you.

Heidi Montag Poses for Playboy, snubs Jesus. (PICS)

Posted in Actors. LOL. with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 9, 2009 by Otto
I <3 Jebus! RaWR!

Heidi Montag is insane. This is fact, and not debatable. She is also famous for some unknown reason. Heidi was a star in a MTV show called The Hills. I have no idea what the show is about, but I know MTV is that channel that used to show Music Videos back in the 80’s and 90’s. Heidi also released a pop alum that I did not listen to, but I can assure you sucks out loud, is over produced, and has at least one song that uses heavy auto-tune. Heidi is retarded. Heidi also supported John McCain in the 2008 presidential election. John McCain even went so far as to call Heidi a “Talented Actress.” The thing that makes Heidi Stand out is the fact that she and her equally retarded husband Spencer Pratt think 9/11 was an inside job.

Heidi came to my attention on Twitter. I noticed an attractive blonde woman posting a link to Alex Jones’ “The Obama Deception”. I clicked on her avatar, and was taken to her twitter page. She had many intelligent posts about her hair, nails, and love of Jesus. She commonly tweets bible passages.

Well imagine my shock and awe when I heard this zealot decided to pose for Satans favorite periodical Playboy Magazine. Here are the pics, and some Bible passages describing how and why she is going to hell.

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“If I have made an agreement with my eyes, and entertained any thoughts against a maiden…for that would be heinous, a crime to be condemned.” – Job 31:1,11

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“For all that is in the world, sensual lust, enticement for the eyes, and a pretentious life, is not from the Father but is from the world.” – 1 John 2:16

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“Lust not in your heart after her beauty, let her not captivate you with her glance! For the price of a loose woman…is a trap for your precious life. Can a man take fire into his chest, and his garments not be burned?” – Proverbs 6:25-27

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“ But you were captivated by your own beauty, you used your renown to make yourself a harlot, and you lavished your harlotry on every passer-by, whose own you became.” – Ezekial 16:15