Archive for Joaquin Phoenix

Joaquin Phoenix Shaves Beard, Cuts Hair. Still Boring.

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment with tags , , , , on January 22, 2010 by Ro

In this boring, pretentious video, ex-rapper/actor/grizzly man Joaquin Phoenix is joined by Miley Cyrus, Liv Tyler, and some guy who wanted to be in the video too. It’s hard to tell what’s going on here because it’s damn near impossible to watch the entire video without nodding off, but it’s to promote a website To Write Love On Her Arms (navigation of this site is as annoying as the video)

I can just picture these idiots coming up with the premise of the video. I imagine it went something like this:

Miley: Let’s make a video together!

Liv: Ok.

Miley: We can promote TWLOHA.com. I can act like I’m teaching you how to navigate the internet, because I’m so AWESOME!!!

Joaquin (mumbling): Wha?!?!?

Unknown Dude: Can I be in the video too?

Joaquin (mumbling): Ok.

Miley: YAY!!!

Here is the masterpiece:

Actors. LOL.

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , on April 10, 2009 by Ro

QTV interviews mediocre bluegrass band “The Boxmasters”, whose drummer/singer happens to be actor Billy Bob Thornton. Hilarity ensues when Billy Bob’s ginormous ego gets bruised and he goes all “Joaquin” on the host.

Like the Phoenix from the Flames. Or “into” the Flames. Whatever.

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment, Music with tags , , on March 12, 2009 by Ro

Gangsta Rapper Joaquin Phoenix jumped off of the stage and attacked a heckler in a Miami club last night because the dude made fun of his rap.

I have no idea why anyone bothered to bleep out the bad words because I couldn’t understand a fucking word Joaquin Phoenix was saying. But according to the AP, the following is what went down:

Phoenix came out on stage before 2 a.m., smoking a cigarette and wearing a disheveled dark suit, sneakers and his scraggly long hair and beard.

He began rapping to a beat played by the DJ and nodding to the music, although most of the lyrics were unintelligible. Then he responded to someone who appeared to be heckling him in the audience near the stage.

“We have a (double-expletive) in the audience,” he said before jumping into the crowd. It was not immediately clear whether the two men exchanged any blows.

“I saw the guy screaming at Joaquin, and Joaquin just came down,” said Jorge Lledo, 30, of Miami Beach.

Security guards swarmed the scene and dragged Phoenix away.

Even more shocking was the fact that the MC was impersonating Flava Flav from almost 20 years ago by saying, “Yo… Make some noizzzze for Joaquin BABAAAYYYY!!!”.

Joaquin… I’m Sorry You Couldn’t Be Here Tonight

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment with tags , , on February 12, 2009 by Ro

Sometimes I kinda feel bad for Joaquin Phoenix… he seems to have lost his mind. But then I remember that I don’t really give a shit and it makes me not feel so bad. Damn that Letterman is a funny motherfucker.