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Omer Bhatti: Michael Jackson’s Son? Or Victim?

Posted in Deaths, Music, News with tags , , , , , , on August 6, 2009 by Ro


Remember Omer Bhatti? The 25 year-old who sat with the Jackson Family during Michael Jackson’s funeral? The press has been quick to speculate that Omer is Michael’s illegitimate love-child, and of course, the crackass patriarch of the Jackson clan Joe Jackson fueled rumors by making this statement:

“Asked if he knew Bhatti was Jackson’s son, Joe Jackson said, “Yes, I knew he had another son, yes I did.””

Even though according to Omer himself, he is not blood-related to the Jacksons.


““Michael always used to say I was like a son to him,” he said. “But my true parents are in Norway. The reason I was asked to sit with his family at the memorial service is because I was Michael’s closest friend – not because I am his son.””

On how a kid from Norway became close to the pop superstar:

“Jackson was so taken with Omer, who he dubbed “Little Michael,” that he had the adolescent boy, his mother, father and sister move to L.A. with him immediately.

Michael gave Omer’s mum Pia a job as a nanny for his son Prince Michael and employed dad Huayoun as a driver. Meanwhile, he and Omer grew very, very close.”

Finally, The Daily Mirror spoke to one of Omer’s childhood friends, who stated that Omer was one of the children who shared a bed with Jackson on many occasions.

“Another of Omer’s friends, Ricky Harlow, also reveals how Omer’s bond with Jackson grew so strong that he shared the star’s bed – while his family stayed in a cottage in a different part of the sprawling Neverland complex.

Amazingly, the sleepovers took place at a time when Michael Jackson was still reeling from allegations that he had molested 13-year-old Jordan Chandler.”

Now I’ll summarize all of this… Jackson meets a young adolescent boy in Tunesia, and this kid is so awesome that Jackson moved the boy’s family from Norway to live on his Neverland Ranch, got them fluff jobs,  and kept the boy in his bedroom sleeping in his bed. Nope, nothing creepy or perverted about that at all.

Check out this video of Jackson and Omer on a jet-ski. On a non-related but still creepy note, Jackson remained fully clothed the entire time. Apparently he never broke character.

Joe Jackson Blames Michael’s Beatings on Slavery

Posted in Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , on July 21, 2009 by Ro


Last night Joe Jackson was on the Larry King show. When asked if he ever beat Michael, papa Joe responded, “You know where this beating started? The beating started in the slavery days… they used to beat the slaves. And then they used to torture them. That’s where this beating started – the slavemasters. And that’s where that come from.” Sounds reasonable, right?

If I was Joe’s attorney, I would have just pointed to something behind Larry King and yelled, “Larry LOOK OVER THERE!” and when Larry turned his head, I would have grabbed Joe by the hair and dragged him out of the studio. That’s what I would have done.

Will “Neverland” be the new “Graceland”?

Posted in Deaths, Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , , , on July 1, 2009 by Ro


It’s beginning to look like it.

Neverland Ranch was the sprawling 2,800 acre estate owned by Michael Jackson. Named after Peter Pan’s “Neverland”, the ranch was a massive display of excess, boasting a mansion where Jackson lived, amusement park rides, a zoo, and imaculate landscaping. It is also the location where Jackson’s alleged sexual misconduct with minors is said to have taken place. Jackson moved from the ranch in 2003, claiming that the 70+ police officers who searched the property violated his sense of security there, and the home has been vacant ever since.

TMZ has been reporting some recent activity on the ranch, including a cement truck, installation of port-a-potties, and a glass cart (funeral cart?) enroute to the estate. As a result, I’m going to go ahead and assume that the Jackson family is building up Neverland to become the new and improved Graceland. And like Elvis before him, Jackson will be laid to rest at the home he loved. We all know that Michael always wanted what Elvis had (cough Lisa Marie, cough).

Of course I have no reliable source for this information, other than the fact that Joe Jackson had denied it. Joe Jackson is a clueless fuck. Remember this past weekend when he he was pimping out his new record label and he claimed to be “the only Jackson to make it to the BET awards”? Never mind that Janet Jackson made a heartfelt tribute to her brother onstage at the BET awards. Dumb Joe.