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ZZZlist’s Top 5 Celebs to Follow on Twitter

Posted in Entertainment, News with tags , , , , , , , on August 18, 2009 by Ro


If you want to know what your favorite celeb is doing, eating, or where they are going, Twitter is the place to be.

Below are our top 5 celebrities to follow on Twitter, based on my opinion of the quality of their twats.

5. Quest Love  (drummer for The Roots) – Questlove’s insightful, humorous, socially aware and politically charged twats earned him a spot on the top 5 list. From health care to Michael Jackson, the subjects of Questlove’s twats are a refreshing change of pace from the inane bullshit that you see coming from other celebrities on twitter.


4. Wil Wheaton Wil Wheaton, actor and golden child of is a geek. When he’s not tweeting about science fiction, computers, or robots, he posts some pretty funny dialog between him and his cat.


3. Stephen ColbertColbert has 2 twitter accounts – one for work and one for home. While both are entertaining, for the purpose of this article I’m going to assume that the work twats are written by teenage interns at Comedy Central and his home twats are written by Colbert himself.

Colbert’s twats are political in nature and often reflect topics discussed on The Colbert Report. For those of us who are die-hard fans, Colbert’s posts serve as ticklish little twat teasers to hold us over until his next show.


2. John MayerI’m not totally happy to be adding John Mayer to this list. He’s a musician but I couldn’t tell you one song he’s released. All I can tell you about his music is that he’s not Howie Day. Another thing that irks me about Mayer is that he’s dated two of the most annoying bitches on earth, Jennifer Anniston and Jessica Simpson. Although props to him for having the cajones to date Aniston. Imagine the pressure he must have felt performing sexually knowing that his dick is where Brad Pitt’s dick has been before. Imagine following that act?.Bra-vo, Mr Mayer. Bravo. All character flaws aside, I can’t help but notice that the dude is fucking funny on Twitter. I mean really funny. Consistently funny.

Here one of Mayer’s many hilarious responses to Perez Hilton crying on youtube after someone from Wil I Am’s crew punched him in the face:


1. Boy GeorgeThis man is the most attentive to his fans and brutally honest celebrity on Twitter. Unapologetically gay, Boy George shares a lot about his life with his friends and fans, including his favorite music, photos, clothes, and men. That combined with his bratty sense of humor makes him the #1 celebrity to follow on Twitter. Other celebs should follow his lead.


ZZZlist Radio Episode 10

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2009 by Ro


Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 10.

Ro Hurley and Chris Otto discuss Henry Hill’s recent “Page 6”  item. Also, the deaths of Billy Mays, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson.

Intro song “Dark End of the Street” by Diamanda Galas and John Paul Jones. Outro “River of Deceit” by Mad Season.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley. Be sure to vote for us on Podcast Alley. No registration is required!

Perez Hilton = Perez Hit-on

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2009 by Ro

This chubby crybaby had the nerve to call Fergie "fugly".

Washed-up celebrity “journalist” Perez Hilton is falling hard from the Hollywood bandwagon he has been so desperate to ride. Known for his celebrity blog, Perez is notorious for spiteful commentary, bitter outing of celebrities, and his narcissistic second (and third) person writing style. Oh, and he often gets his stories wrong.

His descent into obscurity started when Perez insisted that he had the inside scoop on Fidel Castro’s death (Fidel is very much alive). Then a few nights ago, Perez was allegedly punched in his chubby face by the manager of the Black-Eyed Peas Polo Molina (a tearful Perez initially claimed he was actually assaulted by Will.I.Am).  To make matters worse, he released a tearful video statement, in which he came across looking like a real-life version of Baby Huey. His most recent dispicable act was today, after hearing about the death of Michael Jackson, Perez quickly posted that MJ’s death was a hoax (He took this blog entry down, but a screenshot is below)


Finally, the celebs have had enough and are speaking out on Twitter against Perez’s reign of hate.

Tila Tequila
MJ is my hero! I will NEVER back down for standing up in what I believe, and believe me when I say I am takin @perezhilton down! trust!

Pete Wentz
@PerezHilton u can’t make ur life tearing someone apart, who is a human being, and then flip on a dime and say respect and mourn him.

A few from John Mayer (he’s on a roll)
@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”

@perezhilton‘s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.

Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?


Perez Hit-on… you are fading fast. “We” couldn’t be happier.

Ellen DeGeneres is Not Funny.

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment with tags , , on February 10, 2009 by Ro

The Lady Gaga original is way funnier than this version by John Mayer and Ellen Degeneres.

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