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Tofurky and Gravy Soda

Posted in Announcements, Events, Food with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 27, 2009 by Ro

First off, I’d like to wish all of our beloved readers a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday! I know this is a day late, but I’m in Los Angeles at a relative’s house who was waiting for me to get in and hook up the wireless router.

By the way, I ran across the perfect Christmas gift for that wacko PETA-loving relative who you never know what gift to buy for them. Buy them a Jones Soda Co. Tofurky & Gravy Flavored Soda gift pack for $11.99.

Each gift pack contains:

  • 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Black Cherry
  • 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Pom
  • 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Vanilla Bean
  • 3 Bottles of ToFurky
  • 1 ToFurky Metal Lunch Box.

If you don’t know what Tofurky is, it’s a Turkey made out of Tofu. And it’s the most rubbery, tasteless piece of shit you could ever eat.  But your vegan gift-recipient should be used to eating this kind of stuff so who knows? They might love it.