Archive for Micheal Jackson

Michael Jackson to be Buried… FINALLY!

Posted in Deaths, Music with tags , , , , on September 2, 2009 by Ro


Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009. It’s September and he’s still on ice. 

Now finally some good news for Jackson’s carcass… he’s scheduled to be buried tomorrow in The Great Mausoleum at Glendale Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, CA.

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson!

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment with tags , , , , , , on August 29, 2009 by Ro


Today, in celebration on what would have been the King of Pop’s 51st birthday, the brits staged an elaborate protest against Michael Jackson. Ok maybe not a protest exactly but they did make a mockery out of his biggest hit song Thriller.

Today 500 people in Leicester, UK, performed the dance to Thriller.


Dr. Conrad Murray Wants to Thank You

Posted in Music, News with tags , , , , , , on August 18, 2009 by Ro

Omer Bhatti: Michael Jackson’s Son? Or Victim?

Posted in Deaths, Music, News with tags , , , , , , on August 6, 2009 by Ro


Remember Omer Bhatti? The 25 year-old who sat with the Jackson Family during Michael Jackson’s funeral? The press has been quick to speculate that Omer is Michael’s illegitimate love-child, and of course, the crackass patriarch of the Jackson clan Joe Jackson fueled rumors by making this statement:

“Asked if he knew Bhatti was Jackson’s son, Joe Jackson said, “Yes, I knew he had another son, yes I did.””

Even though according to Omer himself, he is not blood-related to the Jacksons.


““Michael always used to say I was like a son to him,” he said. “But my true parents are in Norway. The reason I was asked to sit with his family at the memorial service is because I was Michael’s closest friend – not because I am his son.””

On how a kid from Norway became close to the pop superstar:

“Jackson was so taken with Omer, who he dubbed “Little Michael,” that he had the adolescent boy, his mother, father and sister move to L.A. with him immediately.

Michael gave Omer’s mum Pia a job as a nanny for his son Prince Michael and employed dad Huayoun as a driver. Meanwhile, he and Omer grew very, very close.”

Finally, The Daily Mirror spoke to one of Omer’s childhood friends, who stated that Omer was one of the children who shared a bed with Jackson on many occasions.

“Another of Omer’s friends, Ricky Harlow, also reveals how Omer’s bond with Jackson grew so strong that he shared the star’s bed – while his family stayed in a cottage in a different part of the sprawling Neverland complex.

Amazingly, the sleepovers took place at a time when Michael Jackson was still reeling from allegations that he had molested 13-year-old Jordan Chandler.”

Now I’ll summarize all of this… Jackson meets a young adolescent boy in Tunesia, and this kid is so awesome that Jackson moved the boy’s family from Norway to live on his Neverland Ranch, got them fluff jobs,  and kept the boy in his bedroom sleeping in his bed. Nope, nothing creepy or perverted about that at all.

Check out this video of Jackson and Omer on a jet-ski. On a non-related but still creepy note, Jackson remained fully clothed the entire time. Apparently he never broke character.

Kanye West: I’m the New King of Pop.

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , on July 28, 2009 by Otto


Kanye West is pretty arogant. I personally think it is awesome, but I have a feeling there will be some backlash for this.

The Superficial:
“You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop, and I’m willing to take that on. There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in Kanye West respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King,” said West.

“First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century it’s Kanye’s time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.”

Ok Which One of You Stole Michael’s Nose?

Posted in Entertainment, Music with tags , , , on July 24, 2009 by Ro


The NY Post is reporting that Michael Jackson’s prosthetic nose was not on his person as he lay dead on the slab in the L.A. morgue.

“Michael Jackson wore a prosthetic nose, according a report — and it was missing from his surgically mangled face as he lay in an LA morgue.

Left behind was a small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage, Rolling Stone magazine said, citing witnesses who saw the King of Pop’s body on the autopsy table. “

Watch for it on eBay.

Where’s Beyonce?

Posted in Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , , on July 24, 2009 by Ro

On Letterman last night, Diddy tells the story of the time Michael Jackson appeared uninvited to one of his parties.

Mike was smooth, Jack.

Who Knew That Michael Jackson Could Draw?

Posted in Art, Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , on July 22, 2009 by Ro


I sure didn’t. Was there anything Michael Jackson couldn’t do besides handle his Propofol?


Joe Jackson Blames Michael’s Beatings on Slavery

Posted in Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , on July 21, 2009 by Ro


Last night Joe Jackson was on the Larry King show. When asked if he ever beat Michael, papa Joe responded, “You know where this beating started? The beating started in the slavery days… they used to beat the slaves. And then they used to torture them. That’s where this beating started – the slavemasters. And that’s where that come from.” Sounds reasonable, right?

If I was Joe’s attorney, I would have just pointed to something behind Larry King and yelled, “Larry LOOK OVER THERE!” and when Larry turned his head, I would have grabbed Joe by the hair and dragged him out of the studio. That’s what I would have done.

Michael Jackson’s Ghosts

Posted in Entertainment, Music with tags , , , , , on July 15, 2009 by Ro


“The film tells the story of a scary Maestro with supernatural powers, who is being forced out of a small town by its mayor. The movie includes a series of dance routines performed by Michael Jackson and his “family” of ghouls. Every song from the film was taken from Michael Jackson’s HIStory and Blood on the Dance Floor albums. The film is also notable for an early film appearance of rapper Mos Def.”

Michael Jackson plays the Mayor AND the Maestro. I wonder what Mos Def does in the film?

Another Michael Jackson ghost sighting here.