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Chuck Norris wants you to desecrate an American Flag

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 24, 2009 by Otto

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Chuck Norris posted some crazy shit on Townhall:

He said a bunch of dumb shit, but this is the best paragraph.

Of course, patriots know that the 50-star flag truly represents one nation under God and our Founders’ republic, but modernists simply don’t get it. So what do you say we make a statement by flying a different flag and educate our neighbors when they ask us, “Why are you flying that flag instead of the contemporary Stars and Stripes?” (If you insist on posting a modern USA flag, too, then get one that is tea-stained to show your solidarity with our Founders.)

Birther FAIL, ORLY? Yeah Orly.

Posted in Comedy, News, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 3, 2009 by Otto

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WND reported:

WASHINGTON – California attorney Orly Taitz, who has filed a number of lawsuits demanding proof of Barack Obama’s eligibility to serve as president, has released a copy of what purports to be a Kenyan certification of birth and has filed a new motion in U.S. District Court for its authentication.

Here is said “Birth Certificate:”

Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate?

Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate?

A rational member Of Daily Kos, a left leaning site found some pretty damning irregularities in this document.

By now, everyone has seen the WND photos of the “Kenyan birth certificate” that Oily Tits is trying to pass off as genuine.

It’s a fake. Because:

1. Says “Republic of Kenya” but is dated February 1964. Kenya did not become a republic until 12 December 1964. Ooops.

2. The document is dated 5 August 1964 — a Saturday. From what I can find, Kenyan guvmint offices close early on Friday and are closed on Saturdays. Oooops.

3. And did you notice the document file number at the top of the page? 47,044. Obama is 47 years old and is the 44th president.

4. Check out the name on the certificate, Signature of Registrar: E. F. Lavender. E. F. Lavender is a common soap in Kenya. Heh, heh.

5. This piece of paper certainly looks nice and new to be 45 years old — unless the Kenyans were using acid-free paper back in 1964. Heh, heh.

6. Finally, Officials of Coast Province General Hospital reported: “We do not have computerized records going back to the 1960’s and can only sort through our archives by hand,” Dr. Christopher Mwanga, an administrator at the Mombasa hospital tells GLOBE. “We have searched for all the names of babies born on Aug. 4, 1961, and have not found the name of Barack Hussein Obama. That is all I can tell you.”

Here is the source for that last quote:
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Birther Movement = Liberal Plot?

Posted in Comedy, Politics with tags , , , , , on July 31, 2009 by Otto

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The Birther Movement is awesome! I think it is is juist great. It shows what a bunch of racist conspiracy theorists the GOP base is. I have written articles on it, HuffPo, Chris Matthews and other left leaning sites like to parade it in front of viewers as well for the above mentioned reason. Well apparently Eric Cantor, (R) of Virginia, has figured us all out.

In a statement via his spokesman, Cantor said this. TPL

“Mr. Cantor doesn’t question the President’s citizenship, but he has serious questions about the President’s push for government controlled healthcare, taxes on small business job creators, and a huge energy tax on middle class families. He finds it ironic that those most eager to talk about the President’s citizenship are in fact some of his biggest cheerleaders–whether it’s Chris Matthews or others on MSNBC, the Huffington Post, or camera toting liberal bloggers chasing people through the streets of Washington.”

Well the jig is up. I guess they have realized this story is awesome. I am not a birther, but I am birther-curious. I am curious how people can listen to people like Orly Taitz (Lawyer, Real Estate Agent, Dentist) and think she is out to do anything but enrich herself by feeding of off racist conspiracy theorems.

Orly? Yarly. RAWR!

Orly? Yarly. RAWR!


Ms. Taitz, who obtained her law degree from an unaccredited correspondence school is not even qualified for membership in the US Bar. She does give a hell of a root canal however.

Here is Orly getting dismantled on Colbert.

Death of the Birther Movement?

Posted in News with tags , , on July 21, 2009 by Otto
Ah jeez, not this shit again!

Ah jeez, not this shit again!

Everyone has heard the rumor. Obama is not eligible to be president because he is not born in the United States. Even though he posted his birth certificate online. There is even a resolution, HR 1403, sponsored by 10 Republicans, that would make it the law to prove your citizenship to run for president.

Well the theory has evidently blown up in the republicans faces. A youtube video, originaly posted on the Drudge Report, shows a crazy lady demanding that the GOP do something about this crazy Kenyan guy in”our white house.” She then made everyone in the room say the pledge of allegiance.

The video was taken off Drudge, because it showed how ignorant and insane these claims are.

Here is the video.

Lately Lou Dobbs, Rush Limbaugh, Alan Keys, and tonight Liz Cheney have gone on to speak about the conspiracy as it is fact. It is quite funny however, because this has done nothing but highlight how xenophobic and insane this theory is. It is quickly being grabbed by liberel-biased MSNBC, who have reported in the story in each of there 3 hour long shows. Ed, Olberman, and Maddow seem to take special delight on reporting on this story.

Here is a copy of his Birth Certificate.

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