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Perez Hilton = Perez Hit-on

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2009 by Ro

This chubby crybaby had the nerve to call Fergie "fugly".

Washed-up celebrity “journalist” Perez Hilton is falling hard from the Hollywood bandwagon he has been so desperate to ride. Known for his celebrity blog, Perez is notorious for spiteful commentary, bitter outing of celebrities, and his narcissistic second (and third) person writing style. Oh, and he often gets his stories wrong.

His descent into obscurity started when Perez insisted that he had the inside scoop on Fidel Castro’s death (Fidel is very much alive). Then a few nights ago, Perez was allegedly punched in his chubby face by the manager of the Black-Eyed Peas Polo Molina (a tearful Perez initially claimed he was actually assaulted by Will.I.Am).  To make matters worse, he released a tearful video statement, in which he came across looking like a real-life version of Baby Huey. His most recent dispicable act was today, after hearing about the death of Michael Jackson, Perez quickly posted that MJ’s death was a hoax (He took this blog entry down, but a screenshot is below)


Finally, the celebs have had enough and are speaking out on Twitter against Perez’s reign of hate.

Tila Tequila
MJ is my hero! I will NEVER back down for standing up in what I believe, and believe me when I say I am takin @perezhilton down! trust!

Pete Wentz
@PerezHilton u can’t make ur life tearing someone apart, who is a human being, and then flip on a dime and say respect and mourn him.

A few from John Mayer (he’s on a roll)
@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”

@perezhilton‘s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.

Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?


Perez Hit-on… you are fading fast. “We” couldn’t be happier.

A Hate Message to Perez Hilton From Big Tone

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment with tags , , , on May 18, 2009 by Ro

Tone I love you bro but Miss California is wrong. And she’s a whore.