Archive for PETA

Tofurky and Gravy Soda

Posted in Announcements, Events, Food with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 27, 2009 by Ro

First off, I’d like to wish all of our beloved readers a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday! I know this is a day late, but I’m in Los Angeles at a relative’s house who was waiting for me to get in and hook up the wireless router.

By the way, I ran across the perfect Christmas gift for that wacko PETA-loving relative who you never know what gift to buy for them. Buy them a Jones Soda Co. Tofurky & Gravy Flavored Soda gift pack for $11.99.

Each gift pack contains:

  • 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Black Cherry
  • 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Pom
  • 1 Bottle of Jones Zilch Vanilla Bean
  • 3 Bottles of ToFurky
  • 1 ToFurky Metal Lunch Box.

If you don’t know what Tofurky is, it’s a Turkey made out of Tofu. And it’s the most rubbery, tasteless piece of shit you could ever eat.  But your vegan gift-recipient should be used to eating this kind of stuff so who knows? They might love it.

 

PETA Strikes Again!

Posted in Food, News with tags , , on September 21, 2009 by Ro

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This weekend, youngsters got to see first hand what can happen to you if you promote your chicken products while practicing chicken-abuse in Controlled Atmosphere Killing facilities.

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Can’t a clown get a break?

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PETA Sucks, But I’ll Give Them This One

Posted in News with tags , , , , , on July 23, 2009 by Ro

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Let’s face it, the PETA organization is batshit crazy. They bashed Obama for swatting a flythey requested that Ben and Jerry’s produce their ice cream using human breast milk , and let’s not forget PETA president Ingrid Newkirk’s wacky will where she requests to be barbequed and her feet used as umbrella stands. 

But this time, just this once, I applaud their efforts in exposing the animal abuse behind the scenes at the Ringling Brother’s Circus.

Elephants are intelligent animals and cool as fuck. If I ever meet a Ringling Brother, I’m going to slap him across the nose with a bullhook (whatever that is).