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Glenn Beck’s 9/12 Celebration Signs

Posted in Art with tags , , , , , , on September 13, 2009 by Otto

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ZZZlist Radio Episode 17

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 24, 2009 by Ro

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Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 17.

In this episode… The murder of Jasmine Fiore, Dr. Conrad Murray, KFC’s Double Down Sandwich, Gary Coleman, Katy Abrams, and more.

Intro song “Not Love” by Malik Yusef. Outro “Stand By Me” by Playing For Change.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

Be sure to vote for us on Podcast Alley. No registration is required!

Stay Classy Tea Baggers.

Posted in War with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 18, 2009 by Otto

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So you see a Jewish man talking to a news reporter about how Israel has a strong public health insurance plan.

Do you:

A) Ask for more information about Isreal’s health care plan.
B) Give statistics about how America’s health care plan is better.
C) Agree to disagree and enjoy some falafel.
D) Yell Heil Hitler at the Jewish man, then make cry baby noises.

If you chose D, you are a real tea bagger.

Billionaires for Wealthcare

Posted in Actors. LOL., Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , on August 17, 2009 by Otto
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A group of Pro-Health Care advocates decided to hit the streets and mingle with the tea baggers. They got dressed up as rich people, rented a stretch limo, and paraded around yelling humorous things that rich people would say to justify stopping the health care overhaul. This group was formerly named Billionares for Bush, they are now called Billionaires for Wealthcare.

This takes place in the heart of Scottsdale, across the street from Fashion Square Mall. This area is full of right wing people, especially rich ones. One of the streets they are on, Goldwater, is named for Barry Goldwater, the first chicken hawk neoconservative in history. When Goldwater ran for President he only won Arizona, and the slave belt in the south. It went down in history as the biggest landslide in history.

My favorite parts were:

Rich guy yells “privatize the government.”
Tea bagger lady repeats over and over “I am not crazy.”
Rich Guy saying: “Obama was born on another planet.”

There are plenty more.

Check it out.

More Reports of Palin Divorce.

Posted in Actors. LOL., Politics with tags , , , , , on August 14, 2009 by Otto

Like I said in a previous entry, rumors of Sarah Palin and Todd Palin divorcing are running rampant. First The The Alaska Report reported it. Then National Enquirer also reported it.

This is probably going to hurt her lawsuit against The Alaska Report, who initialty reported it.

Birther FAIL, ORLY? Yeah Orly.

Posted in Comedy, News, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 3, 2009 by Otto

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WND reported:

WASHINGTON – California attorney Orly Taitz, who has filed a number of lawsuits demanding proof of Barack Obama’s eligibility to serve as president, has released a copy of what purports to be a Kenyan certification of birth and has filed a new motion in U.S. District Court for its authentication.

Here is said “Birth Certificate:”

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Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate?

A rational member Of Daily Kos, a left leaning site found some pretty damning irregularities in this document.

By now, everyone has seen the WND photos of the “Kenyan birth certificate” that Oily Tits is trying to pass off as genuine.

It’s a fake. Because:

1. Says “Republic of Kenya” but is dated February 1964. Kenya did not become a republic until 12 December 1964. Ooops.

2. The document is dated 5 August 1964 — a Saturday. From what I can find, Kenyan guvmint offices close early on Friday and are closed on Saturdays. Oooops.

3. And did you notice the document file number at the top of the page? 47,044. Obama is 47 years old and is the 44th president.

4. Check out the name on the certificate, Signature of Registrar: E. F. Lavender. E. F. Lavender is a common soap in Kenya. Heh, heh.

5. This piece of paper certainly looks nice and new to be 45 years old — unless the Kenyans were using acid-free paper back in 1964. Heh, heh.

6. Finally, Officials of Coast Province General Hospital reported: “We do not have computerized records going back to the 1960’s and can only sort through our archives by hand,” Dr. Christopher Mwanga, an administrator at the Mombasa hospital tells GLOBE. “We have searched for all the names of babies born on Aug. 4, 1961, and have not found the name of Barack Hussein Obama. That is all I can tell you.”

Here is the source for that last quote:
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Report: Sarah Palin and Todd to Divorce.

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , on August 1, 2009 by Otto

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AlaskaReport has learned this morning that Todd Palin and former Alaska governor Sarah Palin are to divorce. Multiple sources in Wasilla and Anchorage have confirmed the news.

A National Enquirer story exposing previous affairs on both sides led to a deterioration of their marriage and the stress from that led to Palin’s resignation as governor of Alaska.

The Palins were noticeably not speaking to each other at last Sunday’s resignation speech in Fairbanks. Sarah ditched Todd (MSNBC) right after the speech and left without him. Sarah removed her wedding ring a couple of weeks ago.

Palin has denied this, on via Facebook. which makes it seem very true.

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was the first website to report that Sarah Palin was running for governor of Alaska and the first website to report that Sarah was picked as John McCain’s VP candidate.

Michelle Bachmann Says Something Stupid (Again)

Posted in News with tags , , , , , on July 25, 2009 by Otto

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Huff: Why offer more people health insurance, Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Minn.) asked at a press conference Friday, if they might lengthen waits for doctors and otherwise increase the “hassle factor” for her?

“That’s like having a mother bear protecting her little cubs, and she’s seeing that she has to move heaven and earth to get her child what her child needs,” Bachmann said, referring to the health care reforms being debated by Congress. “We’ll do it if we have to, but why put ourselves in that situation?”

Near the end of a tumultuous week of delays for health care bills in both houses of Congress, Bachmann and a handful of other House Republican women said at a press conference that as far as they were concerned, any reform would just make things tougher for them.

“I think most all of us here have had the opportunity to take our kids to a fast-food restaurant,” said Rep. Judy Biggert (R-Ill.). “We want to get a good dinner, and you walk in and there’s 50 people there and it seems like everybody in line wants to buy food for their soccer team or whatever. The American people aren’t particularly good at standing in line, but that’s exactly what’s going to happen if this health care plan goes through.”

“Any mother,” Bachmann said, would do whatever it takes to get “the high-quality health care that her child needs… As a mother of five biological children and as a foster mother to 23 children, there is nothing more important to me than to make sure that my children have high-quality health care when they need health care.”

Millions of other children, however, do not have the resources that Members of Congress enjoy. New U.S. Census data document that more than 8.1 million, or one in nine, American children did not have health insurance in 2007. According to the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, nearly 20 percent of the uninsured in the U.S. are children.

The 2007 Census numbers marked a slight improvement over 2006, but still recorded 428,000 more children uninsured than in 2004, the last year the number of uninsured children decreased.

Here is Bachmann playing Joe McCarthy on Hardball:

Al Franken Has Jokes

Posted in Actors. LOL., Comedy, Entertainment, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , on July 17, 2009 by Otto

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This is Al Franken’s first week on the job, so he didn’t have time to prepare actual questions for Sonia Sotomayor. Instead he talked about Perry Mason, and how that show made Sotomayor want to be a prosecutor.

18th Ethics Complaint Filed Against Palin

Posted in Actors. LOL., Comedy, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , on July 15, 2009 by Otto

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AP Outgoing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is facing yet another ethics complaint – the 18th against her and the very thing that helped to prompt her resignation.

The latest complaint alleges she abused her office by accepting a salary and using state staff while campaigning outside Alaska for the vice presidency. It’s the third complaint filed against the Republican since she announced July 3 that she was stepping down.

n her resignation speech, Palin said the array of ethics complaints was taking a personal toll and crippling her ability to govern. She officially leaves office July 26 and will be succeeded by Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell.

In her complaint, Andree McLeod said that two days before Palin was named John McCain’s running mate, she signed travel documents that stated “conclusion of state business.” A similar document soon after the election stated “return to duty status.”

McLeod said Palin’s signature on the documents demonstrated a “willingness to forgo her duties as governor” to travel on the national campaign. She added that she filed the complaint now only because she was waiting for a final document from the state in response to a public records request.