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McCain booed for respecting Obama at townhall at Heavens doorstep.

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 25, 2009 by Otto

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Today in a town hall forum in Sun City AZ, home of the worlds oldest people, an old bag asked Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) whether President Obama knows “that we still live under a Constitution.”

McCain, who remembers almost being president till he picked Malibu Barbie as a running mate, said “I’m sure that he does.” He also said that Obama “respects the Constitution of the United States,” This caused the near dead people that rely on socialist medicare to boo loudly. McCain, harkining back yo his days in a Viet Nam jail pointed out the “fundamental difference in philosophy and about the role of government.” “I am convinced the president is absolutely sincere in his beliefs,” which upset the people more than when grocery stores are out of Depends Undergarments.

Faux News: Rove Calls Biden ‘Liar’

Posted in Actors. LOL., Comedy, Interviews, News, Politics, Uncategorized, War with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 12, 2009 by Otto

Did I do that?

Did I do that?


Republican strategist Karl Rove called Vice President Biden a “liar” on Thursday, dramatically escalating a feud between Biden and aides to former President George W. Bush over Biden’s claims to have rebuked Bush in private meetings.

“I hate to say this, but he’s a serial exaggerator,” Rove told FOX News. “If I was being unkind I would say liar. But it is a habit he ought to drop.”

Rove added: “You should not exaggerate and lie like this when you are the Vice President of the United States.”

FAUX

Biden is a lot of things. A liar is not one sir. I would make a pot and kettle joke, but he kettle is not black. Not that there is anything wrong with black kettles. But the Pot is dead black. Karl Rove calling anyone a liar is like.. (INSERT JOKE]

Twelve Steps of Republicans Anonymous

Posted in Comedy, Politics with tags , , , on March 6, 2009 by Otto

Great taste, less filling!

Great taste, less filling!

RNC Chairman Michael Steele’s
Twelve Steps of Republicans Anonymous

1. We admitted we were powerless over Washington —that our party had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to majority.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Rush as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our opponents.
5. Admitted to Rush, to ourselves, and to every human being the exact nature of others’ wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Rush recount all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to overlook our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons who had harmed us, and became willing to accept amends from them all.
9. Made direct amends to people wherever absolutely necessary, except when to do so would injure us or ours.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when others were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and medication, especially medication, to improve our conscious contact with Rush as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to the media, and to practice these principles and deny all our affairs.

Written by Ken Rynne, friend DC powerbroker, and comedian.

Check out his site at
http://www.PlanetWashington.com

Dumbest Anti-Abortion Add Ever!

Posted in Deaths, Politics with tags , , , , , on February 24, 2009 by Otto

This add brought to you by the fine people at http://www.catholicvote.com/ is so dumb it makes me want to get an abortion just to piss off the person who filmed it, and I am a man.

In the add, they show a sonogram of a fetus.

They state:

This Child’s Future is a Broken Home.
he will be abandoned by his father,
his single mother will struggle to raise him.

Despite the struggles he will endure,
this child…..will become….
The 1st African American President.

They then Cut to a picture of Obama and say:

Life: Imagine the potential.

Now I have lived in areas of poverty, in fact after some research I have found that 13 million children are living in poverty.

Most of these children will receive poor educations, and go on to live below average lives at the best. Some will make it, some will become leaders, and champions of industry. However Obama’s presidency is not an indication that every unborn child’s life is precious. It is just a distraction, an appeal to the stupid, and a misuse of our Presidents image, to support a policy he does not support.

http://www.catholicvote.com/

You win our “Dumb Anti-Abortion Ad” award for 2009.

Here it is.

Can also be used if abortion is made illegal again.

Can also be used if abortion is made illegal again.