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Joaquin Phoenix Shaves Beard, Cuts Hair. Still Boring.

Posted in Actors. LOL., Entertainment with tags , , , , on January 22, 2010 by Ro

In this boring, pretentious video, ex-rapper/actor/grizzly man Joaquin Phoenix is joined by Miley Cyrus, Liv Tyler, and some guy who wanted to be in the video too. It’s hard to tell what’s going on here because it’s damn near impossible to watch the entire video without nodding off, but it’s to promote a website To Write Love On Her Arms (navigation of this site is as annoying as the video)

I can just picture these idiots coming up with the premise of the video. I imagine it went something like this:

Miley: Let’s make a video together!

Liv: Ok.

Miley: We can promote TWLOHA.com. I can act like I’m teaching you how to navigate the internet, because I’m so AWESOME!!!

Joaquin (mumbling): Wha?!?!?

Unknown Dude: Can I be in the video too?

Joaquin (mumbling): Ok.

Miley: YAY!!!

Here is the masterpiece: