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Shawne Merriman is Off the Hook… Tila Caught in a Lie

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , on September 11, 2009 by Ro

Today the D.A. decided not to press assault charges against San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman for an incident last week involving internet skank Tila Tequila.

“After a thorough review…our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed,” San Diego District Attorney Bonnie M. Dumanis said in a statement today. “This case is now closed. No further comment will be made.”

Tila said that Merriman hit and held her against her will. Merriman said that Tila was drunk and he was trying to prevent her from driving.

Unlike the Chris Brown versus Rhianna case, things looked sketchy for Tila from the beginning. Immediately upon returning home from the hospital (no injuries were found), Tila was yammering on twitter about how she wasn’t drunk and was allergic to alcohol. However, previous Tila twats were discovered where Tila admitted to being drunk. Liar liar, crab-infested pants on fire.

Then there were the pics of Tila running around town, attention whore she is, flaunting her injuries (a couple of bruises on her arms) by wearing a short-sleeved shirt around town.

I believe Merriman’s explanation of the incident, although I can totally see the need to smack her around after spending some time with her. I used to follow her on twitter and I wanted to punch her. I can only imagine how annoying she is in person.

Merriman fails at killing Tilla Tequilla

Posted in Actors. LOL., Crime with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 8, 2009 by Otto


Tila Tequila is probably the most annoying person on the internet. She came to fame by having the most MySpace friends of anyone. Of course this was after everyone fled MySpace, and headed to Facebook.

Her next brush with fame came from some stupid reality show I have no intention of looking up the name of. I am quite sure it is some vapid “reality” show where people try to find love while being filmed 24/7.

Hot on these two astounding feats of celebrity, she took her vapid nonsense to Twiter. She is known to post 5 twitter postings a minute. Her posts resemble what a broken down stripper on meth would like to share with the 14 year old girls that pollute that garbage heap of a social networking site.

Finally, someone has decided to take this problem into his own hands, literally. San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of choking and restraining Tila.

Kudos Shawne, you are gods soldier.

Remember, if at first you don’t succeed, just run over her in your SUV.