Archive for Tila Tequila

Johnson & Johnson Heiress Casey Johnson Died

Posted in Deaths with tags , , , , , , on January 5, 2010 by Ro

Casey Johnson, the heiress to the Johnson & Johnson empire and daughter of Jet’s owner Robert Wood Johnson, died this week at the age of 30. The cause of death was “natural causes” (i.e. overdose).

She really had not done anything notable in her life except she had been approached to appear in “The Simple Life” alongside Paris Hilton but declined only to be replaced by Nicole Ritchie. She was romantically linked to Tila Tequila, so I wonder if the coroner has considered that her death might have been suicide to get away from Tila’s incessant babbling.

ZZZlist Radio Episode 19

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, ZZZcast Episodes, ZZZlist Radio with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 21, 2009 by Ro

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Check out our newest episode, ZZZlist Radio Episode 19.

We’re back from vacation! In this episode… voicemails, Jim Carroll, Patrick Swayze, Kanye, Chris Brown, Joe Wilson, Glen Beck, Rammstein, and more.

Intro song “Sucker” by Mott the Hoople. Outro “It’s Too Late” by Jim Carroll Band.

You can find us on iTunes, Odeo, Zencast, Limecast, and Podcast Alley.

Be sure to vote for us on Podcast Alley. No registration is required!

Shawne Merriman is Off the Hook… Tila Caught in a Lie

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , on September 11, 2009 by Ro

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Today the D.A. decided not to press assault charges against San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman for an incident last week involving internet skank Tila Tequila.

“After a thorough review…our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed,” San Diego District Attorney Bonnie M. Dumanis said in a statement today. “This case is now closed. No further comment will be made.”

Tila said that Merriman hit and held her against her will. Merriman said that Tila was drunk and he was trying to prevent her from driving.

Unlike the Chris Brown versus Rhianna case, things looked sketchy for Tila from the beginning. Immediately upon returning home from the hospital (no injuries were found), Tila was yammering on twitter about how she wasn’t drunk and was allergic to alcohol. However, previous Tila twats were discovered where Tila admitted to being drunk. Liar liar, crab-infested pants on fire.

Then there were the pics of Tila running around town, attention whore she is, flaunting her injuries (a couple of bruises on her arms) by wearing a short-sleeved shirt around town.

I believe Merriman’s explanation of the incident, although I can totally see the need to smack her around after spending some time with her. I used to follow her on twitter and I wanted to punch her. I can only imagine how annoying she is in person.

Merriman fails at killing Tilla Tequilla

Posted in Actors. LOL., Crime with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 8, 2009 by Otto

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Tila Tequila is probably the most annoying person on the internet. She came to fame by having the most MySpace friends of anyone. Of course this was after everyone fled MySpace, and headed to Facebook.

Her next brush with fame came from some stupid reality show I have no intention of looking up the name of. I am quite sure it is some vapid “reality” show where people try to find love while being filmed 24/7.

Hot on these two astounding feats of celebrity, she took her vapid nonsense to Twiter. She is known to post 5 twitter postings a minute. Her posts resemble what a broken down stripper on meth would like to share with the 14 year old girls that pollute that garbage heap of a social networking site.

Finally, someone has decided to take this problem into his own hands, literally. San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of choking and restraining Tila.

Kudos Shawne, you are gods soldier.

Remember, if at first you don’t succeed, just run over her in your SUV.

Twitter Experienced a DoS Attack and Facebook is Just Damn Slow Today

Posted in Actors. LOL., News with tags , , , , , , on August 6, 2009 by Ro

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This morning I wanted to see what Twitter princesses Heidi Montag  and Tila Tequila had planned for the day (last week Heidi bought some absolutely HIDEOUS new shoes), and when I tried to log on to my account, I got one of those annoying page time-out errors. So then I decided to roll on over to my facebook page to check my stalker application to see if I snagged any tards, but the app didn’t return any results… “An error occurred and has been logged. Please refresh and try again.”.

Now we know why:

A hacker attack Thursday shut down the fast-growing messaging service Twitter, and Facebook also said it was looking into possible site problems.

Twitter said in its status blog Thursday that it was “defending against a denial-of-service attack,” in which hackers command scores of computers to a single site at the same time, preventing legitimate traffic from getting through.

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Godspeed, Twitter and Facebook. Godspeed.

Perez Hilton = Perez Hit-on

Posted in Comedy, Entertainment with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2009 by Ro

This chubby crybaby had the nerve to call Fergie "fugly".

Washed-up celebrity “journalist” Perez Hilton is falling hard from the Hollywood bandwagon he has been so desperate to ride. Known for his celebrity blog PerezHilton.com, Perez is notorious for spiteful commentary, bitter outing of celebrities, and his narcissistic second (and third) person writing style. Oh, and he often gets his stories wrong.

His descent into obscurity started when Perez insisted that he had the inside scoop on Fidel Castro’s death (Fidel is very much alive). Then a few nights ago, Perez was allegedly punched in his chubby face by the manager of the Black-Eyed Peas Polo Molina (a tearful Perez initially claimed he was actually assaulted by Will.I.Am).  To make matters worse, he released a tearful video statement, in which he came across looking like a real-life version of Baby Huey. His most recent dispicable act was today, after hearing about the death of Michael Jackson, Perez quickly posted that MJ’s death was a hoax (He took this blog entry down, but a screenshot is below)

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Finally, the celebs have had enough and are speaking out on Twitter against Perez’s reign of hate.

Tila Tequila
MJ is my hero! I will NEVER back down for standing up in what I believe, and believe me when I say I am takin @perezhilton down! trust!

Pete Wentz
@PerezHilton u can’t make ur life tearing someone apart, who is a human being, and then flip on a dime and say respect and mourn him.

A few from John Mayer (he’s on a roll)
@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”

@perezhilton‘s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.

Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?

 

Perez Hit-on… you are fading fast. “We” couldn’t be happier.